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An old crofter is on his death bed being comforted by his wife and her sister. He turns to his wife and says: "We've haed a gran life thegither but somethins aye bothered me fir yeirs. Jock an Jimmie war twa gran strappin louns an are nou fine chiels - bit Sannie his aye been a shargar. Tell minoo - is he ma sin?"
 
And the wife replies: "Oh ay, A'll sweir tillt."
 
At that the crofter dies a happy man and a while later the widow's sister says: "At wis a funny thing Mac asked ye afore he deid."
 
"A ken at" replies the widow "A wis worried fir a meenit - A thocht he wis gyan tae ask aboot the the ither twa."

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