When I cam hame on Monday nicht hame drunk cam I
What did I spy in my wife’s bed but a pair o’ slippers did lie
“Oh what is this you’ve got pray what can it be”
“It’s a pair o’ flooer pots ma mither sent tae me”
How many miles I’ve travelled ten thoosen miles an’ more
It’s a pair o’ flooer pots wi’ soles on them I never saw before
When I cam hame on Tuesday nicht hame drunk cam I
What did I spy in my wife’s bed but a gentleman’s vest did lie
“Oh what is this you’ve got pray what can it be”
“It’s a pair o’ stise ma mither sent tae me”
How many miles I’ve travelled ten thoosen miles an’ more
It’s a dooble breasted pair o’ stise I never saw before
When I cam hame on Wednesday nicht hame drunk cam I
What did I spy in my wife’s bed but a gentleman’s coat did lie
“Oh what is this you’ve got pray what can it be”
“It’s a petticoat ma mither sent tae me”
How many miles I travelled ten thoosen miles an’ more
It’s a petticoat wi’ a collar on’t I never saw before
When I cam hame on Thursday nicht hame drunk cam I
What did I spy in my wife’s bed but a pair o’ troosers did lie
“Oh what is this you’ve got pray what can it be”
“It’s a pair o’ bloomers ma mither sent tae me”
How many miles I’ve travelled ten thoosen miles an’ more
It’s a pair o’ bloomers wi’ pooches in them I never saw before
When I cam hame on Friday nicht hame drunk cam I
What did I spy in my wife’s bed but a gentleman’s hat did lie
“Oh what is this you’ve got pray what can it be”
“It’s a chanty pot ma mither sent tae me”
How many miles I’ve travelled ten thoosen miles an’ more
It’s a chanty pot wi’ ribbons on’t I never saw before
When I cam hame on Saturday nicht hame drunk cam I
What did I spy in my wife’s bed but a gentleman’s face did lie
“Oh what is this you’ve got pray what can it be”
“It’s a new born babe ma mither sent tae me”
How many miles I’ve travelled ten thoosen miles an’ more
It’s a new born babe wi’ whiskers on’t I never saw before
