DATES IN
HISTORY
14 September
1643
Foundation of the Scots Church in Rotterdam, The Netherlands, by exiled
Covenanters.
14 September
2006
Religious leaders and anti-nuclear campaigners began a three-day march from
the Faslane naval base to the Scottish Parliament to protest against the
replacement of Trident.
15
September 1507
James IV, King of Scots, granted a patent to Walter Chapman and Andrew
Miller authorising them to set up a printing press in Edinburgh. The
earliest known dated output from their press ‘The Complaint of the Black
Knight’ is dated 4 April 1508.
15 September
2006
Death of former Deputy Leader of the Scottish National Party and businessman
Douglas Henderson, 71, in Edinburgh. He served as Westminster MP for East
Aberdeenshire from 1974-1979, acting as SNP Chief Whip and party spokesman
on employment and industry.
16 September
1859
Blantyre-born missionary and African explorer Dr David Livingstone
discovered Lake Nyasa. In so doing, he inadvertently opened the area to
slave procurement.
18 September
1907
World-renowned industrialist Andrew Carnegie formally opened Burntisland
Public Library, in his native Fife, which he had funded.
18
September 2006
The first new bridge over the River Clyde in Glasgow for more than 30 years
was officially opened. The Clyde Arc cost £20 million and quickly gained the
nickname ‘The Squinty Bridge’.
19 September
1746
Prince Charles Edward Stewart arrived from ‘Cluny’s Cave’ on Ben Alder at
Loch nan Uambh and embarked on the French frigate L’Heureax accompanied by
Donald Cameron of Lochiel, John Roy Stewart and other leading Jacobites.
L’Heureax sailed for France next day before daybreak.
20 September
1854
Paisley-born (1826) Sergeant James McKechnie, a Scots Fusilier Guard, became
one of the first men to be awarded the Victoria Cross for his bravery at the
Battle of Alma. In spite of being wounded in action he rallied his battalion
after they had been thrown into disorder by withering enemy fire.
20 September
2006
Liberal Democrat MSP Mike Pringle was banned from all meetings of the
Scottish parliament for a week as a punishment for leaking confidential
papers to a Sunday newspaper. The documents related to the Shirley McKie
fingerprint case.
See Dates in History in our
Features Section
SCOTTISH QUOTATIONS

I like to have quotations ready for every occasions - they
give one's ideas so pat and save one the trouble of finding
expression adequate to one's feeling.
Robert Burns
Statements in prose and verse which reflect
all aspects of Scottish life and outlook from the 1st century to the present day.
New
quotes added every week. The
quotations are not restricted to native Scots but include observations
from abroad which help us, in the words of our National Bard, Robert
Burns, "To see oursels as others see us"
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This
week’s quotations are either by women or about women. Scotland needs
more women of the smeddom of Muriel Gray and Lorraine Kelly – two
modern Scots who have never suffered from the dreaded Scottish
‘cringe’. Lorraine Kelly rightly dings doun the ‘cringe’ inducing
slogan foisted on us by the previous Labour/Liberal Democrat
Executive but dropped by the present Scottish Government. |
Johnny Beattie
Call me an
old square, but I like women to look feminine. They tend to dress down,
which I think is unappealing.

Muriel Gray
I don’t
compromise beliefs – and I don’t suffer fools gladly.
Lorraine Kelly
I’m
delighted we’re scrapping that horribly cringe-making slogan that
Scotland is the best small country in the world. There’s nothing small
about Scotland. We’re all about big, beautiful scenery and giant
intellects that invented the likes of penicillin, telephone and TV. We
enjoy gigantic portions of grub and throw ourselves wholeheartedly into
our football and rugby clubs. That slogan made us look like a lot of wee
timorous beasties.
(On the SNP
Scottish Government dropping the previous Labour/Liberal Democrat Executive
slogan – Sunday Post 2 September 2007)
Sir Henry
(Harry) McLennan Lauder (1870-1950)
I like a
womanly woman. Nane o’ your walking sticks for Harry Lauder!
(Tickling
Talks)
Sir Edward
Montagu Compton Mackenzie (1883-1972)
Women do
not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men; but they often find
it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen.
(On Moral
Courage)
Mary Slessor
‘The Mother of All the People’ (1848-1915)
Give up
your whole being to create music everywhere, in the light places and in
the dark places, and your life will make melody.
(1914)
Dame Muriel
Spark (1918-2006)
It is
impossible to persuade a man who does not disagree, but smiles.
See
Scottish Quotations in our Features Section
SONGS AND BALLADS
from The Blairgowrie Festival - 1968

Twenty-one Scottish songs, as sung by a variety of traditional singers at
the Blairgowrie Festival in August 1968 and published by The Traditional
Music and Song Association of Scotland, priced 1/- (5p).
YE CANNA PUT
IT ON TAE SANDY
Willie Kemp as
sung by Jimmy McBeath
Now if ye see
a funny lookin’ chap
Some folks thinks I dinna gie a rap
Some folks thinks they’re awfie clever
But they’ve mair need o’ their mither
The other day a man come up tae me an’ said
“Man ye’ve a fine reid heid”
I says “Well ye ha’ nae muckle hair yersel
Wad ye like some o’ mine for seed”
Oh I’m nae
sae green as I may seem
Dae ye think I’m soft as candy
Poke yer fun at another silly gun
For ye canna put it on tae Sandy
Aince at the
theatre I never was before
I saw act one an’ I headed for the door
The doorman says “Hang on man Sandy
Wait the second act man its dandy”
But on the programme which I had
This is what I read
A year will elapse between the acts
So I turned to him and says
Oh I’m nae
sae green as I may seem
Dae ye think I’m soft as candy
Me sit here for a hale bloody year
Oh no ye cannae put it on tae Sandy
Aince at a
fairm I was lookin’ at some ducks
Along came a toff wi’ a gun and knickerbocks
He said tae me “For one shot Sandy
At these ducks here’s a pound that’s handy”
I said all right as I put it in my pouch
The shot killed twenty one
He said “You’ll be sorry I’ve killed so many”
I said “No I’ve enjoyed the fun”
Oh I’m nae
sae green as I may seem
Dae ye think I’m soft as candy
Tak up yer aim an’ fire awa again
For they dinnae belong tae Sandy
Noo like other
silly micks I’ve got a wife
We live happily and never have a strife
But weel I ken that my wife Bella
Gangs and courts wi’ another fella
But I’m no an evil minded chap
I ken the game they play
Just the other night I caught them oot richt
An’ then I had tae say
Oh I’m nae
sae green as I may seem
Dae ye think I’m soft as candy
When ye’re awa fae hame wi’ yer wife I dae the same
Oh ye cannae pit it on tae Sandy

Flagnote:
Willie Kemp (1888-1965) was known as ‘The King o the Cornkisters’ and was
born in his father’s hotel at Oldmeldrum, Aberdeenshire. Willie and his
sister Agnes inherited the hotel on their father’s death and for a number of
years Willie ran Kemp’s Hotel with his sister’s husband George S Morris,
another well known bothy-ballad singer and cornkister composer. Willie
performed from an early age n the family hotel and became a regular
favourite on the wireless after the BBC opened a studio in Belmont Street,
Aberdeen, in 1923. He was ‘discovered’ on air by Beltona records and made
over 100 recordings for the company. My Granda was a great Willie Kemp fan
and had many of his Beltona records – unfortunately they got thrown out when
my grandparents bought a modern record player! This song is the party piece
of the well-known BBC Radio Scotland presenter and entertainer Robbie
Shepherd.
See the
SONGS AND
BALLADS in our
Features section
SCOTTISH FOOD, TRADITIONS
AND CUSTOMS

September, once again, sees Doors Open Days throughout Scotland and
included in Sunday's (16 September 2007) is St Serf's Tower, Dysart, Fife,
which was visited two years ago by the Flag cultural team. To whet your
appetite we repeat this week the report of their climb up St Serf's Tower
and you can visit
www.doorsopendays.org.uk
for details of venues in your area which are
open this month. Many such buildings are only open during Doors Open Days.
On the recent Fife
Doors Open Day , many people took the rare opportunity to climb the 103
steps of an 84 foot tower in Dysart. Among their number was The
Flag ‘cultural’ team of Peter and Marilyn Wright, daughter Tricia and
grand-daughter Caitlin, who made short work of climbing the Dysart
landmark of St Serf’s Tower and enjoying the magnificent view. The
remarkably well preserved tower and the ruins of St Serf’s Church
overlook Pan Ha with its renovated 16th and 17th
century houses . The name Pan Ha is a shortened version of Pan Haugh, a
level piece of ground where salt pans were situated. Production of salt
by evaporating sea water over coal fires was once a major industry in
Dysart, indeed Dysart was known as the ‘Saut Burgh’. The remains of the
church are thought to date from the early 16th century, but
the first church in Dysart was dedicated to St Servanus or Serf, the 8th
century holy man who took up residence in a nearby cave, a place of
religious retreat called in Latin a ‘deserta’. Over the years this was
corrupted to give us the place-name Dysart. A church on this site was
re-dedicated by Bishop David de Bernham on 26 March 1245. By
1800 the church was in need of very expensive repairs and a new Parish
Church was built at Townhead in 1802, Part of the old St Serf Church was
demolished to allow a road to the harbour. At this time coal was
exported from Dysart to Scandinavia and the Low Countries. But the Tower
which had been added to the church in the 1540s survives. Built as a
look-out tower, the English were carrying out many raiding trips on the
east coast of Scotland at the time, from local stone quarried nearby the
present harbour. As a place of refuge and defence in troubled times the
Tower provided both and was ideally sited to defend the only clear
landing place on this stretch of the Forth. The lower windows on the
south elevation are in the shape of gunloops, similar to those at nearby
Ravenscraig Castle. Not the sort of thing normally associated with a
church tower. The Tower over the years housed more peaceful activities
than keeping a lookout for marauding English. The ground floor was used
as a Session House and it is recorded that Dysart Town Council also used
the Tower for their meetings, The Tower also housed the bell to summon
worshippers on the Sabbath.
If you get the
opportunity to climb the 103 steps of the turnpike stair of the Tower,
and emerge on the parapet with its cap house, be assured that the views
from the top on a clear day are well worth the climb.
Our thanks to Jim
Swan of The Dysart Trust for his information on the Tower and for
ensuring the safety of The Flag team in their ascent of same. Tricia led
the way up the Tower (behind Jim!) and has been elected to do the recipe
for this week. She has chosen a long time family favourite Melting
Moments.
Melting Moments
Ingredients:
5oz(125g) self-raising flour; 3oz(75g) caster sugar; 2 1/2 oz(65g)
margarine; 1 1/2oz(40g) lard; ½ egg; 1 teaspoon (1 x 5ml) vanilla
essence; oats
Method: Cream
the margarine, lard and the sugar until very light and fluffy. Beat in
the egg and vanilla essence. Stir in the flour and mix well. Divide the
mixture into 40 pieces and roll each into a ball and toss in rolled
oats. Place on greased baking trays and flatten slightly. Bake in a
moderate oven 180 deg C, 350 deg F, Gas Mark 4, for 15-20 minutes.
A KIST
O FERLIES
A Keek
at the Guid Scots Tung

By Peter & Marilyn Wright
(Note: All words
underlined in this section are RealAudio links)
ben: mountain
fair: stop raining; dry, of weather; complete; quite
fairin: gift bought at fair ; deserts
naither: neither
specks: spectacles
spleuchan: purse; tobacco pouch
A Scotch kizzen: A distant relation
Ah, Tam! ah, Tam! thou'll get thy fairin'!
In hell they'll roast thee like a herrin'!
frae "Tam O' Shanter - Robert Burns