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QUESTION TIME

      My wife and I were very fortunate in being at the first First Minister’s Questions in the Scottish Parliament since the SNP became the government, and it was a very enjoyable experience indeed, and many thanks to Christine Grahame MSP for inviting us.

First Minister Alex Salmond   The question format follows that used at Westminster, in that the First Minister is asked a fairly innocuous question, which is on the Order Paper; the questioner then has a supplementary question in which they try to ambush the First Minister.  On this particular occasion, Mr McConnell, Labour Party leader, said : “To ask the First Minister when the Cabinet will next meet.”  This avoided the elephant trap involving the Prime Minister.  I do not recall Alex Salmond’s exact response, which was a formal one, but Mr McConnell’s supplementary was a speech, not a question;  Alex’s response to that was; “Jack, that question is longer than any of the answers you ever gave when you were First Minister”.  He then went on to specify what the SNP had done in the two weeks they had been the government, including abolishing the tolls on the Forth and Tay Road Bridges, confirming that no new nuclear power stations would be built in Scotland, and commissioning a review of the Edinburgh tram project  and the Edinburgh Airport Rail Link – known as EARL, in the best forelock touching traditions of the Labour Party (OK I added that last bit.)

  The question from Annabelle Goldie, Tory Party leader, baited the elephant trap;  she said : “To ask the First Minister when he will next meet the Prime Minister and what issues they will discuss.”  This opened the door to Alex’s reply: “He never phones, and he never writes”, and Parliament erupted into gales of laughter.  After this, I said to my wife that whatever else was said at that particular Question Time, that sound bite would be recycled over and over, and so it has been!

 As far as one can gather, listening to regular attendees at Question Time, this seems to have been the best since the Parliament was set up and augurs well for the future; suddenly, Scottish politics has become interesting again.

 

PLAYING BY THE RULES

      First Minister Alex Salmond caused gasps of astonishment and righteous indignation from Labour and Liberal members when he stated that the government does not have to accept the votes of the opposition MSPs; he then paused and said: “I am quoting the exact words of the late Donald Dewar”.  The expression “putting their gas at a wee peep” sprang to mind.

Presiding Officer Alex Ferguson   His comment was confirmed by the Presiding Officer who ruled that the law made clear that the Scottish Executive must accept Acts of Parliament, and motions of no confidence or about Holyrood’s tax varying powers, but ministers cannot be bound by other votes.  Some unfavourable comment has been made in the Glasgow Herald that Alex Salmond himself had objected to this rule, with a headline as if this had just happened; in fact the incident had occurred in March 2001, and referred to a vote on increased compensation for fishermen who had lost money by reduced catch limits imposed by the Common Fisheries Policy.  Labour MSPs had all trotted off to their Conference, and the Parliament voted to give the fishermen the compensation; this was over ruled by the Executive, and the SNP protested – to no avail.

  However, now that the SNP are implementing the rule that was put in by the Labour /Liberal carve up to stymie the SNP, the previous Executive do not like it one little bit; just another of life’s little ironies.

 

THE TRAM LINE

I think I may have mentioned in the past how surprised I was in my youth when trams were scrapped in my home city of Dundee;  I don’t remember exactly when this happened, but certainly in the Fifties.  What puzzled me was that we were praising the completion of Hydro Electric schemes, and also doing away with trams, which ran on electricity, home produced, to use buses, which required fuel which had to be imported.  There was no knowledge of Scotland’s Oil at that time.

a tramSo what are we to make of the Edinburgh Tram Project which is what is causing all the angst of Executive versus Parliament?   Well, the SNP manifesto had a commitment to scrap the proposed tram project as it was scheduled to cost at least £600 million, and this money could be better spent on improving existing transport facilities in the rest of Scotland.  The proposed tramline will run from Edinburgh Airport to Leith Docks, which leads one to think of cruise ship passengers flying into Edinburgh and getting the tram to their ship, and vice versa, not necessarily of great use to the citizens.

Personally, I like trams, but can only see them as providing more traffic congestion, which is probably why they scrapped them in the first place; in Edinburgh, there is great congestion in Princes Street, but they narrowed the street by broadening the pavement thus increasing congestion!  Presumably with trams they will widen the street and narrow the pavement – Oh to be a road engineer in Edinburgh- truly a job for life!  Edinburgh also has bus lanes which lie empty while cars get snarled up in the one lane, blasting out pollution as the drivers rev up engines in frustration, and whatever happened to the re-opening of some of the railway lines round Edinburgh?

 

EDINBURGH AIRPORT RAIL LINK

 

     The Edinburgh Airport Rail Link is linked, by the big spenders (of other people’s money), with the Edinburgh Tram Project, for reasons which are obscure, to me at any rate.  They both go to the Airport, and that as far as I can see, is it.  I suspect that the attempts to link both together is to make it more difficult to scrap one or the other.

 

a train      A rail link to Edinburgh Airport is sensible, and it is a source of wonder that this has never been done before; after all the railway runs right past the Airport so a spur could have been constructed at any time over the past 20 years.  Where the SNP parts company with the current proposal is that it is an attempt to link the rail lines from Aberdeen, Dundee, Stirling, Inverness, Glasgow, et alia, as well as from Edinburgh;  this means that you could get on the train in Inverness,for instance,  and get off it at Edinburgh Airport – too bad if you want to go to Glasgow.   That proposal is for new lines to link all the existing lines, plus a station built underneath the airport, and tunnels under the runway.  The British Airports Authority objected to the tunnels, but has now relented, or been bought off, not sure which, but then they are now owned by Grupo Ferrovial, a Spanish company, which may make a difference.

 

     Whatever, a very large chunk of the Scottish Parliament’s transport budget is heading Edinburgh’s way, with no great recognisable benefits to the rest of Scotland; SNP proposals to dual the A9 have been scorned by the other parties, who point out that the road runs through three SNP constituencies, which may explain why there were no plans to dual it before.  However, a large proportion of those using the road do not necessarily live within these constituencies, or even in Scotland, and the road is a particular hazard to foreign tourists, with the switch from dual to single carriageways and vice versa.  The dualling of the A9 would save lives.

 

  The SNP has no problem with another Forth crossing, which coincidentally will be the fourth road crossing, but whether this will be a bridge or a tunnel is not yet known.                                                

 

THE HUFF AND THE PUFF

  While Prime Minister Blair was doing his swansong around the world at our expense,  his unelected successor is fighting a non existent Prime Ministerial election, going round the United Kingdom stirring up apathy, and looking gey peeved at the same time.

  Mr Blair, of course does not have much time for Alex Salmond, but as Alex brought forward a motion to impeach Mr Blair for lying to the House of Commons, one would not necessarily be surprised;  however, as the same Mr Blair found time to go to Northern Ireland to shake hands with Dr Ian Paisley and Martin McGuinness, a five minute telephone call to Alex Salmond would not have gone amiss.  He perhaps may feel also rather miffed that it was another SNP MP, Angus Brendan McNeill who has brought the prospect of Wormwood Scrubs perilously close to the Prime Minister, so we are not all that popular.  In this context, I well remember Mr Blair, just a few short weeks ago telling Scots to remain faithful to Labour as we were going to get a Scotsman as Prime Minister;  no one picked up the fact that the current Prime Minister was also technically a Scot, as neither he , nor we, think of him as one.

 Mr Brown, now, steadfastly ignored the election result, and had said that he would not work with Alex Salmond; this, of course, was saying that he would not accept the will of the people, the attitude of a dictator, not a democrat.  It was four weeks after the election before he made any contact with the democratically elected First Minister of Scotland; his failure to do so was a public relations disaster, and a propaganda bonanza to the SNP, culminating in the question Annabelle Goldie asked at First Minister’s Questions, which forced his hand.  Mr Brown huffed, and he puffed, but only picked up the phone when Alex brought the house down.
 

SNP IN THE FIRING LINE

     It was only a matter of time before the press turned their guns on the SNP, but the Sunday Herald’s front page story this week was a classic piece of mis-statement.  The headline was : “Question: How does a government minister claim a mortgage allowance when his home doesn’t qualify?”  Answer: “Simple. He sells it for a £267,000 profit and takes out a mortgage on the one down the road.”  Sensational – but false!

Stewart Stevenson  The government minister concerned, Stewart Stevenson, who has been a minister for all of two weeks, sold his family home in Linlithgow in May 2003 for £282,000; he bought the house 30 years ago for £15,000, and lived in it for the 30 years.  It was sold because he also had a house in his constituency, Banff and Buchan, and the three bedroomed house in Linlithgow was too large to be looked after in absentia, so he sold it and bought a smaller one.  Not sensational enough for the Sunday Herald – one might ask why they did not run this story 4 years ago?  Answer: “He was not a government minister”.  To be fair, they have run similar stories on Nicol Stephen, Tavish Scott and Mike Rumbles of the Liberal Party and John Home Robertson of the Labour Party, so it is now the SNP’s turn to go under the microscope.

  There is no doubt that the whole business of the accommodation allowances for our Parliament has been a mess; the outgoing Presiding Officer, George Reid, did not have a house in Edinburgh.  He stayed in hotels, and admitted that was far more costly to the taxpayer, but because he did not make any financial gain, the perception was that his action was correct.  What is undeniable is that because property prices in general, and Edinburgh property prices in particular, have been soaring, then certain MSPs have made money, mainly when they lost their seats.  However, what would have been the attitude of the public if the MSPs had lost money?  Would the public purse have recompensed them?  I think not, even if it is not so long ago that the phrase “negative equity” struck terror into the hearts of homeowners.

  Hopefully, a review of the whole situation will take place, and also we might discover what happens with Westminster MPs;  their fiscal dealings are shrouded in mystery, and they have now been exempted from having their expense claims publicised as happens in Holyrood.  Time that their affairs were scrutinised more closely, as it is all public money being spent.

 Interesting sidelight on the Sunday Herald article; Tommy Sheridan, Solidarity leader and a long term critic of the scheme, pontificated on the reprehensible conduct of Stewart Stevenson, claiming the moral high ground.  I do not believe Mr Sheridan has yet received his £200,000 from the News of the World, so perhaps he took his payoff from the Parliament; if rumours circulating are true he may not get his money from the action and may not have to pay for his bed and board for a year or two.
 

Water, water, everywhere – nor any drop to drink

  A very confusing story in the Herald this week on the water industry; apparently the Royal Bank of Scotland is going to sell Southern Water; this was originally owned by Scottish Power (which in turn is now owned by Iberdola of Spain) and the Royal Bank set up a company, First Aqua, as they wanted to sell it to a French company Vivendi, but the sale was blocked by ministers.

Loch Katrine  Thames Water, which has a PFI contract with Scottish Water (and let millions of gallons of sewage into the Firth of Forth earlier this year) was sold last year by its German owners, RWE; it  was stalked by a company backed by the Qatar government, and eventually sold to an Australian company, Macquarie. Anglian Water was sold by a consortium of UK, Canadian and Australian investors.

  All this investment activity and investors everywhere making a killing from an essential resource which is free at point of entry (like the NHS?) because if it rains we get water.  What crack brained politicians managed to turn a resource owned by the people – (well nobody owns the clouds – do they?) into a vast money spinning machine where investors just make money hand over fist by doing nothing.

Yes, I know it was the Tories, but surely to goodness water should still not be under the control of the financial wide boys in the garish braces, who probably only drink the bottled stuff anyway.

We have Scottish Water, greedily eyed by the rest of the UK, as their wells are starting to run dry, and this is our most priceless asset; God forbid we should allow it to pass from public control.


Bannockburn Rally Saturday 16th June 2007


We are assembling at 13:30 at Lower Bridge Street in Stirling with the March kicking off at 14:00. At the National Trust site of Bannockburn Nicola Sturgeon MSP will lay the wreath for the SNP. Everyone will hear Nicola and Bruce Crawford MSP speak and then we will be entertained by Eva Christie who has played Glastonbury before and Five Park Drive. Hopefully it will be a good family event that further celebrates our victory at the elections and the important time in our history. This year Professor Christopher Harvie MSP is giving our Dr. Allan Macartney lecture at the King Robert Hotel at 16:30 .

The local SNP branch are hosting a party at the King Robert Hotel, provisionally from 6pm to 10pm. We do not have their final details yet, but I think it is likely that there will be a couple of traditional Scottish bands there.
 


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    Things are a bit quiet on the Press Release front at the moment, as we are still caught up in the excitement of the Scottish Election Victory

Monday 4 June 2007

The MP representing the home base of the Nimrod fleet at RAF Kinloss has posed a series of new safety questions in parliament. Westminster SNP Leader Angus Robertson MP stated today that concerns remain about the ageing Nimrod fleet, including the safety standards of certain wiring systems.

14 servicemen died aboard a Nimrod which crashed in Afghanistan last September. According to BBC Panorama, there have been two serious mid-air incidents since the crash, both after refuelling.

Angus RobertsonMoray MP Angus Robertson said:

“There are many unanswered questions relating to the Nimrod crash and the fleet in general. Everybody is waiting for the findings of the RAF Board of Inquiry into the crash in Afghanistan, but there are also questions which the Ministry of Defence can answer now.

“One concern raised with me by Nimrod insiders relates to some of the wiring systems. Hopefully the MOD can clarify the use of Kapton wiring on Nimrod aircraft and explain why its use is acceptable on certain military aircraft when it has been phased out by many civilian carriers.

Mr Robertson reiterated the range of recent concerns that have been highlighted about the Nimrod fleet:

"There are serious worries about the regularity of fuel leaks from Nimrods. The overworking of the ageing fleet has been confirmed by recent MOD statistics on exceeded planned flying hours and aircraft parts regularly need to be swapped from one plane to another to keep them airborne.

"This corresponds with the widespread concerns by the service community at RAF Kinloss about the number of skilled staff who have recently taken early retirement compounding a shortage of ground crew.

"We need to remember that all of these issues have directly touched the families who lost their loved ones aboard the Nimrod that crashed in Afghanistan and also the whole service community at RAF Kinloss.

"The MOD has a huge challenge to restore confidence, moral and trust in their management of the Nimrod fleet as it approaches replacement."

ENDS

Notes for Editors:

Questions to the Ministry of Defence tabled by Angus Robertson MP today 4 June 2007

To ask the Secretary of State for Defence, a) if he will confirm whether Kapton wiring is used in the Yellowgate (ESM) system in place in Nimrod aircraft, b) when this system was fitted in Nimrods, c) what wiring is used on other Nimrod systems, and if he will make a statement.

To ask the Secretary of State for Defence, a) what independent safety assessment his department has commissioned on Kapton wiring, b) what assessment his department has made of the role of Kapton wiring in the September 1998 crash of Swissair Flight 111 over Nova Scotia, and if he will make a statement.


Tuesday 5 June 2007

SNP President Ian Hudghton MEP has welcomed renewed calls to consider an EU-wide ban on the importation of Brazilian beef.

Reports on the Brazilian beef industry have revealed shocking inadequacies in cattle traceability, animal welfare, and veterinary supervision, as well as widespread employment of exploitative slave labour.

Ian HudghtonWhile some provinces in Brazil have been penalised by EU embargoes on beef exports Mr Hudghton, who discussed the matter with North East farmers at the Turriff Show, has called for a tough stance on cheap Brazilian imports. Mr Hudghton also praised the efforts of the Scottish beef industry to comply with modern safety and traceability regulations.

Commenting, Mr Hudghton says:

"This matter was first raised with me by constituents at the Turriff Show, and I am very sympathetic to the fresh calls to review Brazilian beef imports to the EU. Recent reports and testimonies from industry observers are extremely alarming and there should be a tough stance on producers from non-Member States who flout modern standards.

“It is ludicrous that, while the Scottish beef industry has been put through the mill to comply with modern EU regulations and has triumphed in exceeding expectations, large commercial buyers from Europe can import cheap alternatives from elsewhere where there are serious health and safety flaws in the beef industry.

“The Scottish livestock industry, which has worked so hard in difficult times, should not be undermined by the immoral importation of inferior products. It is therefore imperative to seriously consider a total ban on Brazilian beef into the EU. The Scottish Beef Cattle Association will be publishing another report on this matter in the near future and I anticipate its conclusions will support that view.”


Tuesday 5 June 2007

Pete Wishart, the SNP’s International Development Spokesperson, today called for the toughest possible international sanctions against the Sudanese Government if they fail to allow international peacekeepers into Darfur. Mr Wishart also said that so far the international community has merely acted as impotent bystanders as the situation in Darfur has descended into genocide.

Pete WishartMr Wishart will comment in a House of Commons debate this afternoon:

“As the House of Commons debates Darfur, some 450,000 people have perished as a result of violence, malnutrition and disease. And things are set to get worse. In observing the unfolding tragedy in Darfur we have to come to the depressing conclusion that the human destruction to date doesn’t look like it’s run its course.

"We must force the Sudanese Government to stop being part of the problem and become part of the solution. It must immediately stop the bombing, and stop supporting the Arab militias who are wantonly killing their Sudanese compatriots. They must allow and cooperate with the dispatch of additional peacekeepers to the area so that they can help stabilize the situation. And they must facilitate the work of the international and domestic NGO’s to administer assistance to the people of Darfur.

"The Disasters Emergency Committee last week launched their appeal to help those caught up in the Darfur disaster and their effort has to be congratulated and supported. They reminded us that some 4 and a half million people are caught up in this tragedy, almost the total population of Scotland. That is the scale of this disaster, and the scale of the challenge we face.”


Tuesday 5 June 2007

Perth and North Perthshire SNP MP, Pete Wishart, today (Tuesday) has responded to the Fabian Societies Britishness initiative by asking where Scotland and Scottishness fits into all of this?

Union FlagMr Wishart said:

“The Chancellor and others involved with this initiative simply presume that there can be a uniform “Britishness” across the nations of the United Kingdom without understanding that many of us in these isles don’t feel, or indeed desire to be labelled, as British.

"Where does Scottishness fit in with this, particularly when most surveys suggest that in Scotland most people define their nationality as Scottish, not British? Will we be obliged to go along with this and compelled to celebrate this proposed Britishness day? Can the Scottish Parliament opt out and put together a similar initiative based round an idea of Scottishness? Have the authors of this report even considered these issues in a multi-national UK?

"This just seems to be another in a series of clumsy attempts to try and redefine what Britishness is all about, just at the point when the whole concept of Britian has been shaken by an SNP victory in the Scottish Parliamentry elections. The Chancellor has ludicrously hijacked the idea of a new Britishness in a vain attempt to try and disguise his innate Scottishness without any real success. This seems like a similar political stunt

"The United Kingdom is a union of nations and that reality has to be acknowledged when trying to redefine or invent a shared national culture and identity.”


Dealachadh-pòsaidh?

A bheil sibh air a bhith a' leantail nan naidheachd air an taghadh? Chan eil fhios agam ciamar nach bitheadh - bidh fiosrachadh ùr inntinneach a' nochdadh gach latha. Tha mi air cluinntinn gu bheil am Pàrtaidh Làbarach air rudan mìorbhaileach a dhèanamh bho leasachaidhean foghlaim gu ìsleachadh chìsean, agus 's e sin an t-adhbhar nach bu chòir dhuinn an t-aonadh fhàgail. Tha e car neònach. Smaoinicheadh sibh gun dèanadh iad na rudan sin san dùthaich seo, on a tha iad air a bhith aig ceann na pàrlamaid. Saoil càit an d' rinn iad iad?

Ach tha iad ceart nuair a their iad gum bi dealachadh-pòsaidh daor. Bidh, agus mar as àbhaist cha bhi e soirbh an toiseach. Air an làimh eile, cia mheud boireannach a ghabhas aithreachas gun d' rinn i e? Anns a' "phòsadh" le Sasainn is sinne a' bhean, agus cha bhi ar cèile a' creidsinn ann an co-ionannachd. Cluinnidh sinn a-rithist 's a-rithist an seòrsa cainnt a chleachdas fireannach fòirneartach ris a' bhean aige - nach eil sinn làidir, no tarraingeach, no cumhachdach, no comasach, no beairteach gu leòr a bhith a-mach nar n-aonar. Ma chluinneas tu sin tric gu leòr tòisichidh tu ga chreidsinn agus tha trì ceud bliadhna air a bhith againne, ach chan eil sin a' ciallachadh gu bheil e fìor. Dè tha cho eadar-dhealaichte mu Alba nach tèid againn air neo-eisimleachd a làimhseachadh? Dè chuireas stad oirnn? Nach leig an Roinn Eòrpa leinn? An dùin Sasann na slighean-malairt? An tig na ceannarcaich nan dròbhan? Chan eil fhios aig duine ach bhiodh e na b' fheàrr faighinn a-mach an àite fantail mar a tha sinn, gun ghuth san t-saoghal agus a' pàigheadh son Trident agus Olympics Lunnainn.

Agus ma bhios sinn a' smaointinn idir air faighinn cuidhteas de chuid seann eachdraidh, bhiodh e math an rud a dhèanamh gu ceart. 'S ann air a' Bhean-phòsta Windsor agus an teaghlach aice a tha mi a' bruidhinn a-nis. Tha iad mar phìos mòr àirneis a dh'fhàg ur seamhair dhuibh - trom, daor a chumail, gun fheum san là an-diugh agus neònach anns an taigh ùr agaibh. Dh'fhaodadh na Windsors a dhol don dùthaich air an robh Jack McConnell a' bruidhinn, far a bheil deagh sgoiltean, seirbheisean poblach, goireasan, bainne agus mil a' dòrtadh bho na creagan - agus bhiodh an t-àite aca dhaibh fhèin oir chan eil fhios aig duine beò eile càit a bheil e!

Divorce?

Have you been following the news on the election? I don't know how you couldn't be - new interesting information is appearing every day. I' ve heard that the Labour Party have done wonderful things from educational improvements to lowering taxes, and that's the reason why we shouldn't leave the union. It's a wee bit strange. You would think that they would do these things in this country, since they have been in charge of the parliament. Where do you suppose they did them?

But they are right when they say that divorce is expensive. It is, and it usually isn't easy at first. On the other hand, how many women regret having done it? In the "marriage" with England we are the wife, and our spouse does not believe in equality. We hear again and again the sort of language that an abusive man uses to his wife - that we aren't strong, or attractive, or powerful, or capable, or rich enough to be out on our own. If you hear that often enough you start to believe it and we've had three hundred years of it, but that doesn't mean that it's true. What's so different about Scotland that we couldn't handle independence? What would stop us? Won't Europe allow it? Will England close the trade routes? Will the terrorists come in droves? No-one knows but it would be better to find out instead of staying as we are, without a voice in the world and paying for Trident and London's Olympics.

And if we're thinking of getting rid of some old history, it would be good to do the thing properly. I'm speaking about Mrs Windsor and her family now. They are like an old piece of furniture that your grandmother left you - heavy, expensive to keep, useless in today's world, and out-of-place in your new house. The Windsors could go to the country Jack McConnell was talking about, where there are great schools, public services, facilities, milk and honey pouring from the rocks - and they would have the place to themselves for no-one else knows where it is!
 

Is the en o the warld at haun?

In anither paper, ye micht expeck, unner this heid, an account o hou the asteroid Apophis is at risk o breengan intil the Yird I the year 2035; bit in fack, whit A hae in min is the apocalyptic weird that the spaemen o the Lawbour Pairty, an their friens in Her Majesty’s Leal Press Corps, threip wul faa on Scotland gin the S.N.P. wuns the Election ti the Scottish Pairlament.  They hae cairryit their cries o doom that faur that even Dauvit Cameron (nae Naitionalist he) haes miscaad them fir “bluid-chillan langage”.

We hae been telt, at ae time or anither, that Scotland wulnae be able ti bear the costs o aa the Government Depairtments that an independent state wul need (hou dae the lave o them manage it?); that businesses wul pu up their ruits an  flee owre the Border (why soud they, whan we wul aye be pairt o the European Union?); that the value o hooses wul dwine awaa (wul naebody want ti leeve here?); that ye wulnae be able ti veesit yer Aunt Maggie in England (bit Aunt Mary in Ireland is aa richt); that Scotland wul be pit oot o the European Union (an oor ile wi it, nae dout); an that the haill kintra wul be owrerin wi terrorists (whit wey coud we no keep them oot?). At least they hae sparit us the plague o puddocks an the slauchter o the firstborn!  An aa thir mishanters haed been predickit bi the first week o the campaign; wha kens whit disasters they wul hae in store fir puir auld Scotland bi the day o the Election itsel.

A hae ti awn, tho, that the spaemen gat ae thing richt. They hae fun oot at lest that the S.N.P. stauns fir an independent Scotland. Jings! Crivvens! Help ma boab! Whit wunnerfu pouers o raisonin! A jalouse that the voters warkit that pynt oot lang syne.

Bit nane o thir ill-hertit threips wul dae us ony skaith gin the voters min wha they cam frae; the friens o that truithfu Prime Meenister wha swure afore the Hoose o Commons that Iraq haed wappons o mass ruinage ready ti be yaisit in forty-five meenits! Lat us forget whit Tony Blair tells us, an lippen insteid ti the wirds o a greater leader, Franklin Roosevelt: “The ainly thing we hae ti fear is fear itsel.”

Kenneth Fraser