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[ Issue 351 - 23rd February 2007]



Compiled by Peter D Wright


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Scots Language | Scottish Food | Dates in History |
Scot Wit and lots more


DATES IN HISTORY

23 February 1296
The treaty, “The Auld Alliance”, between Scotland and France made on 23 October 1295 was ratified by John Balliol, King of Scots, and the Scottish Parliament.

Ken MacQuarrie23 February 2004
Mull-born Ken MacQuarrie was appointed as Controller of BBC Scotland, in succession to John McCormick.

24 February 1940
The British-registered Royal Archer hit a mine off Inchkeith Island, en route from London to Leith. The crew and sole passenger succeeded in abandoning ship before she sank and were picked up by the trawler Tourmaline and landed in Leith.

25 February 2006
National launch of the National Theatre of Scotland in ten locations throughout Scotland. The site-specific performances were on the theme ‘Home’.

27 February 2006
Australian composer and former director of the Melbourne International Festival Jonathan Mills, 42, named as the next director of the Edinburgh International Festival, in succession to Brian McMaster. He was due to take over the post in October 2006 in preparation for the 2007 International Festival.

28 February 1852
The committee of the Highland Society of Scotland saw a demonstration of a steam-plough in a field near Portobello.

Neil Gow1 March 1807
Death of Neil Gow, born at Inver near Dunkeld, 1727, Scotland’s most famous fiddler and composer of the National dance music.

“You’ve surely heard o’ famous Niel, The man that played the fiddle weel,
I wat he was a canty chiel, And dearly loved the whisky, O,
And aye sin he wore tartan hose, He dearly loved the Athole brose,
And wae was he, ye may suppose, To bid farewell to whisky, O.” 

   From a song by Miss Agnes Lyon of Glamis to Gow’s tune ‘Fareweel to Whisky’.

1 March 1883
Death of George Webster, noted sheriff and criminal officer in the county of Aberdeen, at the age of 83. In the course of his career he arrested seven murderers.

1 March 2006
The abolition of tolls on 31 March 20006 on the Erskine Bridge, near Glasgow, was announced. Tolls would remain on the Tay and Forth Road Bridges.

See Dates in History in our Features Section
 

SCOTTISH QUOTATIONS


I like to have quotations ready for every occasions - they give one's ideas so pat and save one the trouble of finding expression adequate to one's feeling.

Robert Burns

We continue our new Feature in this section of the Flag - Scottish Quotations - statements in prose and verse which reflect all aspects of Scottish life and outlook from the 1st century to the present day.  New quotes added every week.  The quotations are not restricted to native Scots but include observations from abroad which help us, in the words of our National Bard, Robert Burns, "To see oursels as others see us"    

As the number of quotations and sources rise – now 346 quotes from 204 sources – this week’s theme returns to that of a sporting one, although not all about sport!
In fact we would welcome an explanation of Vladimir Romanov’s criticism of the Scottish sporting media! Something might have been lost in the translation but he is right that Edinburgh is an amazing city.

Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

The thing they ca’ the stimy o’t.
    I find it ilka where!
Ye ‘maist lie deid – an unco shot –
    Anither’s ba is there!
Ye canna win into the hole
    However gleg ye be,
And aye, where’er my ba’ may row,
    Some limmer stimies me! 

(A Song of Life and Golf)


Vladimir Romanov

Edinburgh is an amazing city. Its beauty was created during the times of the kings of old, and now I see how everything that people were gathering for centuries – a culture, all Walter Scott’s heritage, is being ruled and destroyed by monkeys from the safari park.

(15 February 2007)


John Alexander (Jocky) ScottJohn Alexander (Jocky) Scott

It’s a great job apart from Saturday afternoons.

(Reflecting on football management at Dunfermline FC 1991-1993)


 


Sam Torrance

This is not a dress rehearsal. Enjoy it [life].

See Scottish Quotations in our Features Section 

THE BLUE TOON SONG BOOK

The Blue Toon Song Book

This week we commence a new collection of Scottish song in succession to ‘Sing A Sang At Least’ (300 songs) – ‘The Blue Toon Song Book’. Anne fowler compiled the songs and Peterhead Branch of the Scottish National Party published same in 2000.We are grateful to Anne for her permission, several years ago, to add a great collection of songs  to The Flag.

THE BLUE TOON SONG BOOK
Compiled by Anne Fowler

FOREWORD

Picture the scene; A handful of people sitting, late at night, having a few drinks. Someone picks up a guitar, starts to sing and everyone joins in. First verse, chorus, second verse – the voices tail off – nobody can remember the words. Another song starts – it too tails off.

That’s when the idea of putting together a small song book came to me – a small book, full of songs everyone knows – at least partially.

This is my choice of songs – songs that I like to sing. If your favourite song isn’t here – sorry.

Finally I would like to thank the following for allowing me to use their songs in this booklet:-

Eric Bogle and Larrikin Publishing for No Man’s Land (The Green Fields of France)’

Gordon Menzies and Gaberlunzie Music for Schiehallion, Bannockburn and Beyond the Border.

Whilst I have made efforts to trace all holders of copyright I shall be glad to learn of any other instances where acknowledgement is due.

Anne Fowler
September 2000 

THE BARNYARDS O' DELGATY
Traditional

Chorus:
Linten addie tourin addie
Linten addie tourin ae
Linten louring louring louring
The Barnyards o’ Delgaty.

As I gae’d in by Turra Mairket,
Turra Mairket for tae fee,
I met in wi’ a wealthy fairmer,
Frae the Barnyards o’ Delgaty.

He promised me his twa best horses,
E’er I set my eyes upon,
When I got tae the Barnyards,
There was nothin’ there but skin and bone.

As I go tae the Kirk on Sunday,
Mony’s the bonnie lass I see,
Sittin’ by her faither’s side,
Winkin’ o’er the pews at me.

I can drink and no be drunken,
I can fecht and no be slain,
I can lie wi’ anither man’s lass.
And aye be welcome tae my ain.

Noo my candle is burnt oot,
The snotter’s fairly on the wane,
Fare thee well, ye Barnyards,
You’ll never find me here again.

Flagnote:  One of the most popular Bothy Ballads which acts as a vivid reminder of the days of Feein Marts and the constant flitting of agricultural workers.

See the THE BLUE TOON SONG BOOK in our Features section
 

SCOTTISH FOOD, TRADITIONS AND CUSTOMS

In December 2006, the Kinross-shire town of Milnathort suffered very badly from flooding in spite of new, and very costly, flood prevention measures. The good folk of the town are still suffering from the aftermath but are ready to bounce back with the 17th year of the Milnathort Crackin’ Ceilidh Weekend ( Friday 9 March to Sunday 11 March 2007). The loss of venues such as The Jolly Beggars Hotel have not dampened the committee’s enthusiasm and alternative arrangements have been made. One of the new innovations will be a Youth Concert in the Thistle Hotel (Sunday 11 March at 2pm) with an open stage for young performers to show off their talents. Free sessions will be held on Saturday and Sunday in the Village Inn and Thistle Function Room. The opening ceilidh will be held in the Thistle Hotel with the Orwell Ceilidh Band and Festival Artistes (Friday 11 March 8pm Tickets £8). Saturday sees The Orwell Grid Championships and Bairn’s Street Games at Milnathort Primary School Playground at 12 noon ( spectators FREE). Two concerts will be held on Saturday evening – Alistair McDonald & Mike Whellans top the bill in the Town Hall (7pm Tickets £8) and Gaberlunzie and Guests will be in concert in the Thistle Hotel (9pm Tickets £8). The final concert will be in the Thistle Hotel on Sunday 11 MARCH AT 7.30PM (Tickets £80 when the byous Tich Frier will perform with any, or all, of the Festival Artistes who have survived the three days!! All ticket enquiries should be made to Fiona McNeil (Treasurer) Milnathort Tel 01577 863000.

The Festival Artistes are a roll call of Folk favourites who all reside in or around Milnathort – Gaberlunzie, John watt, Tich Frier, Wildfire, Colin Ramage, Neil Paterson with Davy Holt, Iain Anderson and a special return of Andy Ramage.For Folkies of a certain vintage it is like turning the clock back 40 years!

There will a drop or two of Scotch, and other medicinal refreshments, enjoyed during the Crackin’ Ceilidh Weekend and our recipe this week does contain Whisky - Scotch Cooler.

Scotch Cooler

Ingredients:  2 oz Scotch;  1/4 oz White Creme de Menthe;  Club Soda;  Ice

Mix and Enjoy!
 

See our Scottish Food, Traditions and Customs in our Features section
 

A KIST O FERLIES
A Keek at the Guid Scots Tung

Peter & Marilyn Wright
By Peter & Marilyn Wright 
(Note:
All words underlined in this section are RealAudio links)

len: loan
mask: brew ; infuse
maskin-pat: teapot
peenie: pinafore
syne: rinse ; wash superficially
syne doun: wash down food with drink

Tak a len o: Make a fool of

The Minister said it wald dee,
the cypress buss I plantit
But the buss grew til a tree,
naething dauntit.

It's grown, stark and heich,
derk and straucht and sinister,
kirkyairdie-like and dreich.
But whaur's the Minister ?

COMPLETE POEM

Through the Flood
 

By Ian MacLaren
Read by Marilyn Wright

Listen to this story in Real Audio here!

Doctor MacLure did not lead a solemn procession from the sick bed to the dining-room, and give his opinion from the hearthrug with an air of wisdom bordering on the supernatural, because neither the Drumtochty houses nor his manners were on that large scale. He was accustomed to deliver himself in the yard, and to conclude his directions with one foot in the stirrup; but when he left the room where the life of Annie Mitchell was ebbing slowly away, our doctor said not one word, and at the sight of his face her husband’s heart was troubled. He was a dull man, Tammas, who could not read the meaning of a sign, and laboured under a perpetual disability of speech; but love was eyes to him that day, and a mouth.

"Is’t as bad as yir lookin’, doctor? tell’s the truth; wull Annie no’ come through?" and Tammas looked MacLure straight in the face, who never flinched his duty or said smooth things.

"A’ wud gie onything tae say Annie hes a chance, but a’ daurna; a’ doot yir gaein’ tae lose her, Tammas."

MacLure was in the saddle, and as he gave his judgment, he laid his hand on Tammas’s shoulder with one of the rare caresses that pass between men.

"It’s a sair business, but ye ‘ill play the man and no vex Annie; she ‘ill dae her best, a’ll warrant."

"An’ a’ll dae mine," and Tammas gave MacLure’s hand a grip that would have crushed the bones of a weakling. Drumtochty felt in such moments the brotherliness of this roughlooking man, and loved him.

Dr MacLureTammas hid his face in Jess’s mane, who looked round with sorrow in her beautiful eyes, for she had seen many tragedies, and in this silent sympathy the stricken man drank his cup, drop by drop.

"A’ wesna prepared for this, for a’ ay thocht she wud live the langest. . .. She’s younger than me by ten years, and never wes ill. . .. We’ve been mairit twal year laist Martinmas, but it’s juist like a year the day. . .. A wes never worthy o’ her, the bonniest, snoddest (neatest), kindliest lass in the Glen. . . . A’ never cud mak cot hoo she ever lookit at me, ‘at hesna lied ae word tae say aboot her till it’s ower late. . . . She didna cuist up tae me that a’ wesna worthy o’ her, no’ her, but ay she said, ‘Yir ma am gudeman, and nane cud be kinder tae me.’ ... An’ a’ wes minded tae be kind, but a’ see noo mony little trokes a’ snicht hae dune for her, and noo the time is bye... . Naebody kens hoo patient she wes wi’ me, and ay made the best o’ me, an never pit me tae shame afore the fouk. . . . An’ we never lied ae cross word, no ane in twal year. We were mair nor man and wife, we were sweethearts a’ the time. .. . Oh, ma bonnie lass, what ‘ill the bairnies an’ me dae withoot ye, Annie?"

The winter night was falling fast, the snow lay deep upon the ground, and the merciless north wind moaned through the close as Tammas wrestled with his sorrow dry-eyed, for tears were denied Drumtochty men. Neither the doctor nor Jess moved hand or foot, but their hearts were with their fellow creature, and at length the doctor made a sign to Marget Howe, who had come out in search of Tammas, and now stood by his side.

"Dinna mourn tae the brakin’ o’ yir hert, Tammas," she said, "as if Annie an’ you hed never luved. Neither death nor time can pairt them that luve; there’s naethin’ in a’ the warld sae strong as luve. If Annie gaes frae the sicht o’ yir een she ‘ill come the nearer tae yir hert. She wants tae see ye, and tae hear ye say that ye ‘ill never forget her nicht nor day till ye meet in the land where there’s nae pairtin’. Oh, a’ ken what a’m sayin’, for it’s five year noo sin’ George gied awa, an’ he's mair wi’ me noo than when he wes in Edinboro’ and I wes in Drumtochty."

"Thank ye kindly, Marget; thae are gude words and true, an’ ye hey the richt tae say them; but a’ canna dae without seem’ Annie comin’ tae meet me in the gloamin’, an’ gaein’ in an oct the hoose, an’ hearin’ her ca’ me by ma name, an’ a’ll no can tell her that a’ luve her when there’s nae Annie in the hoose.

"Can naethin’ be dune, doctor? Ye savit Flora Cammil, and young Burnbrae, an’ yon shepherd’s wife Dunleith wy, an’ we were a’ sae prood o’ ye, an’ pleased tae think that ye hed keepit deith frae anither hame. Can ye no’ think o’ somethin’ tae help Annie, and gie her back tae her man and bairnies?" and Tammas searched the doctor’s face in the cold, weird light.

"There’s nae po’oer in heaven or airth like luve," Marget said to me afterwards; "it maks the weak strong and the dumb tae speak. Oor herts were as water afore Tammas’s words, an’ a’ saw the doctor shake in his saddle. A’ never kent till that meenut hoc he hed a share in a’body’s grief, an’ carried the heaviest wecht o’ a’ the Glen. A’ peetied him wi’ Tammas lookin’ at him sae wistfully, as if he bed the keys o’ life an’ deith in his hands. But he wes honest, and wudna hold cot a false houp tae deceive a sore bert or win escape for himsel’."

"Ye needna plead wi’ me, Tammas, to dae the best a’ can for yir wife. Man, a’ kent her lang afore ye ever luved her; a’ brocht her intae the wand, and a’ saw her through the fever when she wes a bit lassikie; a’ closed her mither’s een, and it wes me bed tae tell her she wes an orphan, an’ nae man wes better pleased when she got a gude husband, and a’ helpit her wi’ her fewer bairns. A’ve naither wife nor bairns o’ ma own, an' a' coont a’ the fouk o’ the Glen ma family. Div ye think a’ wudna save Annie if I cud? If there wes a man in Muirtown ‘at cud dae mair for her, a’d have him this verra nicht, but a’ the doctors in Perthshire are helpless for this tribble.

"Tammas, ma puir fallow, if it could avail, a’ tell ye a’ wud lay doon this auld worn-oct ruckle o’ a body o’ mine juist tae see ye baith sittin’ at the fireside, an’ the bairns roond ye, couthy an’ canty again; but it’s no tae be, Tammas, it’s no tae be."

"When a’ lookit at the doctor’s face," Marget said, "a’ thocht him the winsomest man a’ ever saw. He wes transfigured that nicht, for a’m judging there’s nae transfiguration like luve."

"It’s God’s wull an’ maun be borne, but it’s a sair wull for me, an' a'm no ungratefu’ tae you, doctor, for a’ ye’ve dune and what ye said the nicht," and Tammas went back to sit with Annie for the last time.

Jess picked her way through the deep snow to the main road, with a skill that came of long experience, and the doctor held converse with her according to his wont.

"Eh, Jess wumman, yon wes the hardest wark a’ hae tae face, and a’ wud raither hae ta’en ma chance o’ anither row in a Glen Urtach drift than tell Tammas Mitchell his wife wes dee in’.

"A’ said she cudna be cured, and it wes true, for there’s juist ae man in the land fit for’t, and they micht as weel try tae get the mune oot o’ heaven. Sae a’ said naethin’ tae vex Tammas’s hert, for it’s heavy eneuch withoot regrets.

"But it’s hard, Jess, that money wull buy life after a’, an’ if Annie wes a duchess her man wudna lose her; but bein’ only a puir cottar’s wife, she maun dee afore the week’s oot.

"Gin we bed him the mom there’s little doot she wud be saved, for he hesna lost mair than five per cent o’ his cases, and they ‘ill be puir toon’s craturs, no’ strappin’ women like Annie. "It’s oot o’ the question Jess, sae hurry up, lass, for we’ve bed a heavy day. But it wud be the grandest thing that was ever dune in the Glen in oor time if it could be managed by hook or crook.

"We ‘ill gang and see Drumsheugh, Jess; he’s anither man sin’ Geordie Hoo’s deith, and he wes aye kinder than fouk kent;" and the doctor passed at a gallop through the village, whose lights shone across the white frost-bound road.

"Come in by, doctor; a’ heard ye on the road; ye ‘ill hae been at Tammas Mitchell’s; boo’s the gudewife? a’ doot she’s sober (weak)."

"Annie’s deem’, Drumsheugh, an’ Tammas is like tae brak his hert."

"That’s no’ lichtsome, doctor, no’ lichtsome ava, for a’ dinna ken ony man in Drumtochty sae bund up in his wife as Tammas, and there’s no’ a bonnier wumman o’ her age crosses oor kirk door than Annie, nor a cleverer at her wark. Man, ye ‘ill need tae pit yir brains in steep. Is she clean beyond ye?"

"Beyond me and every ither in the land but ane, and it wud cost a hundred guineas tae bring him tae Drumtochty."

"Certes, he’s no’ blate; it’s a fell chairge for a short day’s work; but hundred or no hundred we ‘ill hae him, an’ no’ let Annie gang, and her no’ half her years."

"Are ye meanin’ it, Drumsheugh?" and MacLure turned white below the tan.

"William MacLure," said Drumsheugh, in one of the few confidences that ever broke the Drumtochty reserve, "a'm a lonely man, wi’ naebody o’ ma am blude tae care for me liv-in’, or tae lift me intae ma coffin when a’m deid.

"A’ fecht awa at Muirtown market for an extra pund on a beast, or a shillin’ on the quarter o’ barley, an’ what’s the gude o’t? Burnbrae gaes aff tae get a goon for his wife or a buke for his college laddie, an’ Lachlan Campbell ‘ill no leave the place noo withoot a ribbon for Flora.

"Ilka man in the Kildrummie train has some bit fairin’ in his pooch for the fouk at hame that he’s bocht wi’ the siller he won.

"But there’s naebody tae be lookin’ oot for me, an’ comin’ doon the road tae meet me, and daffin’ (joking) wi’ me aboot their f airing, or feeling ma pockets. Ou ay, a’ve seen it a’ at ither hooses, though they tried tae hide it frae me for fear a’ wud lauch at them. Me lauch, wi’ ma cauld, empty hame!

"Yir the only man kens, Weelum, that I aince luved the noblest wumman in the glen or onywhere, an’ a’ luve her still, but wi’ anither luve noo.

"She hed given her heart tae anither, or a’ve thocht a’ micht hae won her, though nae man be worthy o’ sic a gift. Ma hert turned tae bitterness, but that passed awa beside the brier bush whar George Hoo lay yon sad simmer time. Some day a’ll tell ye ma story, Weelum, for you an’ me are auld freends, and will be till we dee."

MacLure felt beneath the table for Drumsheugh’s hand, but neither man looked at the other.

"Weel, a’ we can dae noo, Weelum, gin we haena mickle brichtness in oar am hames, is tae keep the licht frae gaein’ cot in anither hoose. Write the telegram, man, and Sandy ‘ill send it aff frae Kildrummie this verra nicht, and ye ‘ill hae yir man the morn."

"Yir the man a’ coonted ye, Drumsheugh, but ye ‘ill grant me a favour. Ye ‘ill lat me pay the half, bit by bit—a’ ken yir wullin’ tae dae’t a’,—but a’ haena many pleesures, an’ a’ wud like tae hae ma am share in savin’ Annie’s life."

Next morning a figure received Sir George on the Kildrummie platform, who that famous surgeon took for a gillie, but who introduced himself as "MacLure of Drumtochty." It seemed as if the East had come to meet the West when these two stood together, the one in travelling furs, handsome and distinguished, with his strong, cultured face and carriage of authority, a characteristic type of his profession; and the other more marvellously dressed than ever, for Drumsheugh’s topcoat had been forced upon him for the occasion, his face and neck one redness with the bitter cold; rough and ungainly, yet not without some signs of power in his eye and voice, the most heroic type of his noble profession. MacLure compassed the precious arrival with observances till he was securely seated in Drumsheugh’s dogcart—a vehicle that lent itself to history—with two full-sized plaids added to his equipment— Drumsheugh and Hilloeks had both been requisitioned—and MacLure wrapped another plaid round a leather case, which was placed below the seat with such reverence as might be given to the Queen’s regalia. Peter attended their departure full of interest, and as soon as they were in the fir woods MacLure explained that it would be an eventful journey.

"It’s a’ richt in here, for the wind disna get at the snaw, but the drifts are deep in the Glen, and th’ill be some engineerin’ afore we get tae oor destination."

Four times they left the road and took their way over fields, twice they forced a passage through a slap in a dyke, thrice they used gaps in the paling which MacLure had made on his downward journey.

"A’ seleckit the road this mornin’, an’ a ken the depth tae an inch; we ‘ill get through this steadin’ here tae the main road, but oor worst job ‘ill be crossin’ the Tochty.

"Ye see the bridge hes been shakin’ wi’ this winter’s flood, and we daurna venture on it, sae we hey tae ford, and the snaw’s been melting up Urtach way. There’s nae doot the water’s gey big, an’ it’s threatenin’ tae rise, but we ‘ill win through wi’ a warstle.

"It micht be safer tae lift the instruments oot o’ reach o’ the water; wud ye mind haddin’ them on yir knee till we’re ower, an’ keep firm in yir seat in case we come on a stane in the bed o’ the river."

By this time they had come to the edge, and it was not a cheering sight. The Tochty had spread out over the meadows, and while they waited they could see it cover another two inches on the trunk of a tree. There are summer floods, when the water is brown and flecked with foam, but this was a winter flood, which is black and sullen, and runs in the centre with a strong, fierce, silent current. Upon the opposite side Hillocks stood to give directions, as the ford was on his land, and none knew the Tochty better in all its ways.

They passed through the shallow water without mishap, save when the wheel struck a hidden stone or fell suddenly into a rut; but when they neared the body of the river MacLure halted, to give Jess a minute’s breathing.

"It ‘ill tak ye a’ yir time, lass, an’ a’ wud raither be on yir back; but ye never failed me yet, and a wumman’s life is hangin’ on the crossin’."

With the first plunge into the bed of the stream the water rose to the axles, and then it crept up to the shafts, so that the surgeon could feel it lapping in about his feet, while the dogcart began to quiver, and it seemed as if it were to be carried away. Sir George was as brave as most men, but he had never forded a Highland river in flood, and the mass of black water racing past beneath, before, behind him, affected his imagination and shook his nerves. He rose from his seat and ordered MacLure to turn back, declaring that he would be condemned utterly and eternally if he allowed himself to be drowned for any person.

"Sit doon," thundered MacLure; "condemned ye will be suner or later gin ye shirk yir duty, but through the water ye gang the day."

Jess trailed her feet along the ground with cunning art, and held her shoulder against the stream; MacLure leant forward in his seat, a rein in each hand, and his eyes fixed on Hillocks, who was now standing up to the waist in the water, shouting directions and cheering on horse and driver.

"Haud tae the richt, doctor; there’s a hole yonder. Keep oot o’t for ony sake. That’s it; yir daein’ fine. Steady, man, steady. Yir at the deepest; sit heavy in yir seats. Up the channel noo, an’ ye ‘ill be oct c’ the swirl. Weel dune, Jess, weel dune, auld mare! Mak straicht for me, doctor, an’ a’ll gie ye the road cot. Ma word, ye’ve dune yir best, baith o’ ye this mornin’," cried Hillocks, splashing up to the dogcart, now in the shallows.

"Sail, it wes titch an’ go for a meenut in the middle; a Hielan’ ford is a kittle (hazardous) road in the snaw time, but ye’re safe noo.

"Gude luck tae ye up at Westerton, sir; nane but a richthearted man wud hae riskit the Tochty in flood. Ye’re boond tae succeed aifter sic a graund beginnin’," for it had spread already that a famous surgeon had come to do his best for Annie, Tammas Mitchell’s wife.

Two hours later MacLure came out from Annie~ s room and laid hold of Tammas, a heap of speechless misery by the kitchen fire, and carried him off to the barn, and spread some corn on the threshing floor and thrust a flail into his hands.

"Nec we’ve tae begin, an’ we ‘ill no’ be dune for an’ oor, and ye’ve tae lay on withoot stoppin’ till a’ come for ye, an’ a'll shut the door tae haud in the noise, an’ keep yir dog beside ye, for there maunna be a cheep for Annie’s sake."

"A’ll dae onything ye want me, but if—if "

"A’ll come for ye, Tammas, gin there be danger; but what are ye feared for wi’ the Queen’s am surgeon here?"

It seemed twelve hours instead of one when the door swung back, and MacLure filled the doorway, preceded by a great burst of light, for the sun had arisen on the snow. His face was as tidings of great joy.

"A’ never saw the marrow o’t, Tammas, an’ a’ll never see the like again; it’s a’ ower, man, without a hitch frae beginnm’ tae end, and she’s fa’in’ asleep as fine as ye like."

"Dis he think Annie ... ‘ill live?"

"Of coorse he dis, and be aboot the hoose inside a month; that’s the gude o’ bein’ a clean-bluided, weel-livin’

"Preserve ye, man, what’s wrang wi’ ye? it’s a mercy a’ keppit ye, or we wud hey hed anither job for Sir George.

"Ye’re a’ richt floe; sit doon on the strae. A’Il come back in a while, an’ ye ‘ill see Annie juist for a meenut, but ye maunna say a word."

Marget took him in and let him kneel by Annie’s bedside.

He said nothing then or afterwards, for speech came only once in his lifetime to Tammas, but Annie whispered, "Ma am dear man."

When the doctor placed the precious bag beside Sir George in our solitary first next morning, he laid a cheque beside it and was about to leave.

"No, no," said the great man. "Mrs Macfadyen and I were on the gossip last night, and I know the whole story about you and your friend.

"You have some right to call me a coward, but I’ll never let you count me a mean, miserly rascal," and the cheque with Drumsheugh’s painful writing fell in fifty pieces on the floor. As the train began to move, a voice from the first called so that all in the station heard.

"Give ‘s another shake of your hand, MacLure; I’m proud to have met you; you are an honour to our profession"

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During the heavy and terrible Clydeside Blitz, poor old Mrs Blair was sitting alone in her kitchen when suddenly the house crashed about her ears. Several hours elapsed before the rescue squad found her lying covered by the debris and more dead than alive.

When at last she was dragged from the ruins, she was asked if she had any spirits in the house.

    "There's whisky" she managed to gasp "its - its in the press!"

Miraculously, the bottle was finally discovered in what remained of the kitchen press.

    "It's a mercy we found this, Mrs Blair" said the returning Warden. " Nou here we are! Ye can dae wi't!"

Mrs Blair looked at the bottle but turned away her head.

    "Na, na!" she whispered at last "that's for an emergency!"

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