27 April
2005
The oil giant Shell was fined a record £900,000 at Stonehaven Sheriff
Court, treble the previous largest fine for a prosecution under health
and safety law in the offshore oil and gas industry, for a series of
safety failings on its Brent Bravo platform that led to the deaths of
two workers. Ken Moncrieff,45, Invergowrie, and Sean McCue,23, Kennoway,
were killed on board the Brent Bravo platform on 11 September 2003 when
they were engulfed in a massive gas escape inside the platform’s utility
leg.
29
April 1429
French heroine Joan of Arc, with Scottish assistance, entered Orleans
and won victory over the English.
29 April
2005
Angry lorry drivers staged a demonstration outside the Scottish
headquarters of oil company BP at Grangemouth, to bring attention to
their complaints on rising fuel prices and the ‘imposition’ of the EU’s
working time directive, ahead of the Westminster General Election.
Organised by the Road Hauliers Association, some 200 hauliers took part
in the peaceful demonstration.
30 April
1990
Ten airmen were killed when a RAF Shackleton plunged into a hillside on
Harris.
1 May 1522
England declared war on France and Scotland.
2
May 1779
Birth of John Galt, novelist, Secretary to the Canada Company and
founder of the town of Guelph,Ontario, at Irvine, Ayrshire.
2 May 1870
New Caledonian Railway Station was opened at the west end of Edinburgh’s
Princes Street.
3 May 1709
Elspeth
Rule was the last person in Scotland to be tried before the High Court
for witchcraft; the judge at Dumfries ordered her to be burned on the
cheek and banished from Scotland for life.
See Dates in History in our
Features Section
SCOTTISH QUOTATIONS

I like to have quotations ready for every occasions - they
give one's ideas so pat and save one the trouble of finding
expression adequate to one's feeling.
Robert Burns
We continue our new Feature in this section
of the Flag - Scottish Quotations - statements in prose and verse
which reflect all aspects of Scottish life and outlook
from
the 13th century to the present day.
New
quotes added every week. The
quotations are not restricted to native Scots but include observations
from abroad which help us, in the words of our National Bard, Robert
Burns, "To see oursels as others see us!
Thomas
Carlyle (1795-1881)
For
one man that can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will
stand adversity.
Jim Lynch
When
you hold three aces (people, resources and land) and you’re not
winning, then someone’s cheating you. For generations Scotland has
been cheated by the “British” political parties who talk glibly of
“National issues” when they mean “English issues” and who only
condescend to call Scots “British” when they do something good.
These parties have to go by majority rule and the majority is
English. That is democracy.
(Westminster General Election leaflet, SNP candidate Dundee West 1983)
Dr
John Boyd Orr, 1st Baron Boyd Orr of Brechin Mearns
(1880-1971)
If our
Scottish people had the power to develop the national resources of
our country for the benefit of our own people, we could put Scotland
in the very forefront of the nations.
Robert
Louis Balfour Stevenson (1850-1894)
It is
the mark of a good action that it appears inevitable in restrospect.
See
Scottish Quotations in our Features Section
SING
A SANG AT LEAST
(compiled by Peter D Wright)
"That I for poor auld
Scotland's sake
Some useful plan or book could make
Or sing a sang at least ........"
- Robert Burns
THE SHORES OF
SUTHERLAND
Jim McLean

Cold is the wind and the wet,
As we make our beds down in the sands;
Gathering dulce and clabby-doos,
Down on the shores of Sutherland.
High on the hills our sheilings are sheltering
Factors and robber bands.
Shepherds and sheep are asleep as we die
On the shores of Sutherland.
Lying beside the sea,
Awaiting the very first boat to land;
Begging for crabs and herring
Along on the shores of Sutherland.
Once our corn grew high and as tall and as
Straight as a highlandman.
Now we must harvest the seaweed that lies
On the shores of Sutherland.
Blood from our cows and meal,
And nettle broth made with barley bran,
Banned from the beds of mussels by the dog
And their master of Sutherland.
Big are the shellfish they’re guarding for
Fishers who come from some other land.
Cockles are baiting their hooks while we starve
On the shores of Sutherland.
Butter and brose and meal,
Salmon and deer and ptarmigan,
Honey and milk and cheese
Were the food of the children of Sutherland,
Now we are burned from our clachans and banished
Away from our motherland.
Starved at the edge of the sea by the Duke and
The Duchess of Sutherland.
Footnote:
Paisley-born (1938) songwriter Jim McLean shares the same birthday, 21
April, with the Queen of England, but that is the only thing they have
in common! For Jim McLean is a dedicated Republican and campaigner for
Scottish Independence whose many songs richly added to the Scottish Folk
Revival and the rise in the 1960s of the Scottish National Party. This
song is a reminder of the blight on Scottish consciousness left by The
Highland Clearances. In Sutherland were amongst the most notorious of
The Clearances. The effect of The Clearances was well summed up by
historian James Halliday –
‘The
country from which they were evicted suffered too. Scotland lost
half her heritage and the desolation which then began has never
found a remedy.’
(Scotland - A Concise History 1990)
See the
SING A SANG AT LEAST in our
features section
SCOTTISH
FOOD, TRADITIONS AND CUSTOMS
Once again
we approach a date which was very important to our forebears – Beltane
(1 May). It was the day on which the cattle were driven to their summer
pastures at the shielings in the uplands and the day was also marked as
the Spring fire festival. May Day activity, such as maidens washing
their faces in the morning dew, was noted by the poet Robert Fergusson
in his poem ‘Caller Water’ –
‘On May-Day in a fairy ring
We’ve seen them round St Anton’s spring,
Frae grass the caller dewdrops wring
To weet their een,
And water clear as crystal spring
To synd them clean.’
But the
beginning of May also carries a warning of inclement weather, a few cold
days can occur around this time which is known as ‘The Gab o Mey’. But
hopefully any cold weather will be past by the time of the Irvine Valley
Walking Festival (12 -14 May 2006), Walking Festivals, the length and
breadth of Scotland, have become part of Scottish tradition and popular
with visitors and locals alike. We list some of the 2006 Walking
Festival dates for May; visit
http://walking.visitscotland.com/events/ for full details of all
such festivals.
Newton
Stewart Walking Festival
12-14 May
Lower
Annandale Walking Festival 12-14 May
Irvine
Valley Walking Festival 12-14 May
Caithness & Sutherland Walking Festival 13-21 May
Ballater Royal Deeside Walking Week 20-26 May
Upper
Nithsdale Walking Festival 27-29 May
Our recipe
this week is a treat whether or not you have been out for a walk and a
sign that Nature is on the move and that rhubarb sprouts once again in
our gardens, Rhubarb and Bananas is a quick-and-easy sweet to make and
the layers of cooked rhubarb and sliced bananas contrast with each other
both in texture and flavour – delicious.
Rhubarb
and Bananas
Ingredients:
1 lb/ 500 g rhubarb; 1 orange; 2-3 tablespoons brown sugar ; 3 bananas;
pinch of cinnamon
Method:
Cut up the
rhubarb and place in baking dish, cover with orange juice and zest and
sprinkle over sugar. Bake until just soft. Leave to cool then arrange in
a glass dish with layers of finely sliced bananas ending with a layer of
rhubarb. Sprinkle with some freshly ground cinnamon and serve.
A KIST O
FERLIES
A Keek at the Guid Scots
Tung

By Peter & Marilyn Wright
(Note: All words underlined in
this section are RealAudio links)
Crawlin about like a snail in the mud,
Covered wi clammy blae,
ME, made after the image o God -
Jings! but it,s laughable, tae.
Howkin awa neath a mountain o stane,
Gaspin for want o air,
The sweat makin streams doon my bare back-bane
And my knees aw hauckit and sair.
Strainin and cursin the hale sift through,
Half-starved, half-blin, half-mad;
And the gaffer he says, 'Less dirt in that coal
Or ye go up the pit, my lad!'
So I gie my life to the Nimmo squad
For eicht and fower a day;
Me! made after the image o God -
Jings! but it's laughable, tae.
The
Land o' the Leal
by Carolina Oliphant,
Lady Nairne

Listen
to this in Real Audio here, read by Marilyn P Wright
Daughter of a Perthshire Jacobite,
Carolina Oliphant ( 1766-1845 ) married William Nairne and called
herself 'Mrs Bogan of Bogan' to write her songs, many of which are
still widely popular today, including 'Caller Herrin', 'Willye no come
back again?' and 'The Auld Hoose'.
I'm wearin' awa', John,
Like snaw-wreaths in thaw, John,
I'm wearin' awa'
To the land o' the leal.
There's nae sorrow there, John,
There's neither cauld nor care, John
The day is aye fair
In the land o' the leal.
Our bonnie bairn's there, John,
She was baith gude and fair, John,
And, oh! we grudged her sair
To the land o' the leal.
But sorrow's sel' wears past, John,
And joy is comin' fast, John,
The joy that's aye to last
In the land o' the leal.
Sae dear's that joy was bough, John,
Sae free the battle fought, John,
That sinfu' man e'er brought,
To the land o' the leal.
Oh! dry your glist'nin' e'e, John,
My saul langs to be free, John,
And angels beckon me
To the land o' the leal.
Oh! haud ye leal an' true, John,
Your day it,s wearin, thro', John,
And I'll welcome you
To the land o' the leal.
Now fare ye weel, my ain John,
This warld's cares are vain, John,
We'll meet, and we'll be fain,
In the land o' the leal.
See Scots Language in
our Features Section
for other poems, stories, songs, sayings, jokes and words in the Scots language
SCOT WIT

Enjoy a Scottish Joke every week and
listen to it as well
The
Biter Bit
It was the custom some years ago in some parts
of Scotland for some of the older farm lads to return during the quiet
season to make up in some small measure for broken time at other periods
of the year.
They were naturally rather difficult to
handle, and the records tell of the experience of an elderly little
schoolmaster who made up his mind to enforce discipline by applying the
tawse at every possible opportunity.
One of the bigger lads was one day brought out
for punishment, and he dutifully held out his hand which was as big as a
ham. The poor schoolmaster laid on the tawse for all he was worth, but,
after great puffing and blowing, made little or no impression on the
offender. Finally, he stopped his applications, completely exhausted.
"Ay, ma mannie" said the youth, quite
unperturbed "that'll gar ye swyte."
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Read and listen to Jokes in our
Scot Wit section