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Issue 260 - 27th May 2005] |
 Compiled by Jim Lynch |
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All right, I accept that five years is relatively young
for a malt whisky, but we are not talking of being
matured in a sherry cask, but of a lot of effort by a
number of people to keep this going.
The original concept
grew out of a meeting between Kenneth Fee, at that time
Editor of the Scots Independent newspaper, Alastair
McIntyre of Electric Scotland, and myself, back in
October 1999; we were exploring the possibility of
putting the Scots Independent on the web, and we visited
the printers to look at how the material could be
transferred. It was soon evident that this was not a
runner, as most of the input came via pen and ink, and
virtually nothing electronically; the idea was to use
existing systems and not to reinvent the wheel.
After a fairly
lengthy discussion, Alastair mentioned that the web
content could be altered at will, and the possibility of
a weekly issue emerged; it was then discussed at the
SI Board, and we decided to go ahead. As I was the main
mover in wanting to progress, I got stuck with it; me
and my big mouth! Initially, it was proposed to call
the issue "The Link", and Myra Christie did some art
work on twining the letters S I in the form of a link in
a chain as our logo. However, when we saw the
waving
Saltire which Alastair McIntyre provided, it was agreed
that "The Flag in the Wind" named itself.
The Flag has survived
thanks to the efforts of my fellow compilers, Richard
Thomson, Allison Hunter and Ian Goldie, who will now be
resuming their place in the rota, and to Peter D Wright,
who contributes the cultural part every week; I managed
to get a bit of a break, due to the other compilers, but
Peter hasn't. The webmaster from inception up to
autumn last year was Alastair McIntyre, but this became
increasingly a burden as he travelled about America and
Canada trying to get settled; Tricia Wallace, Peter's
daughter has been doing it ever since. Thanks are due
to them all, and the Flag now has an average of 21,000
visitors every week, 3000 a day, a pretty good
readership.
Gavin Fleming, a member
of the SNP Newington Branch in Edinburgh organised a
quiz at the SNP Club to help fund Edinburgh South's
campaign. One of the rounds was on Scottish Politics
and he thought we might like to include it in our weekly
online edition. We would and we did. Here are the
questions:
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What
did Labour MSP Ian Welsh become the first to do in
the reconvened Scottish Parliament after 230 days?
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Which current TV presenter was
the Liberal candidate in the Govan by-election which
was won by Jim Sillars?
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The British Cabinet has only once
held a full meeting outside London. In which
Scottish city did this take place?
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Who did Colin Fox defeat in the
SSP leadership election earlier this year ?
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Which prominent Conservative MP
did Alex Salmond unseat to win Banff and Buchan at
the 1987 General Election ?
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The Scottish Greens have a male
and female leader. He is Robin Harper, who is she ?
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Which famous Scots writer became
Governor General of Canada in 1935 ?
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Which Labour MP lost to George
Galloway in Bethnal Green on May 5 ?
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Which former PM was once a Dundee
MP, until being defeated by an anti-alcohol
campaigner?
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10 answers: From the second
General Election of 1964, until June 2003, when
Alistair Darling became Scottish Secretary of State
on a part-time basis, ten different people have held
the office. Five were Labour, five were
Conservative - name the ten.
I knew most of the answers,
but claim failing memory for not getting them all - in
one case I can see the face but not remember the name!
The answers will be emailed to next week's compiler,
whoever that might be, to be published in next week's
Flag.
Last Saturday we had
the Oliver Brown Award; the presentation was made at the
Annual Lunch at the Terraces Hotel in Stirling, and this
year's recipient was Kenneth Fee, Editor of the Scots
Independent newspaper for 18 years.
We started with a speech
from Una Brown, daughter of the late Oliver Brown, who
gave her usual spirited and entertaining address; there
was a record attendance, 93 in all, and the room was
buzzing. Una's husband, and her sister and family
were also there.. The toast to the Scots Independent
was made by Bruce Crawford MSP, who referred to the
Scots Independent's long and consistent support for
Scottish Independence; in his speech, he made one
particular comment that resonated with me. He said that
come the next election in 2007, for the Scottish
Parliament, the Liberals could not appeal for "guilt
free votes", as they were in collusion with Labour in
the Scottish Executive.
The presentation was made
by James Halliday, Chairman of the Scots Independent,
and a former Chairman of the Scottish National Party ;
he was in sparkling form, as one needs to be when
addressing remarks to Kenneth Fee, and managed to convey
the thanks and appreciation of all present to Kenneth,
while keeping him reined in until it was his turn.
Kenneth talked of the Pygmalion principle, popularised
in the musical "My Fair Lady", but originating in Greek
mythology, and was his usual entertaining self, if
somewhat quietened as he was the recipient of the
award. There were a final few words of appreciation
from the President of the Scottish National Party, Dr
Winnie Ewing, Madame Ecosse herself.
The proceeding were very
professionally chaired by Lillian MacDonald, one of the
Directors of the Scots Independent, and a former General
Secretary of the EIS (Educational Institute of
Scotland); the Flag was well represented, with Allison,
Richard, Ian and his wife Margaret, Tricia and myself,
and it was a most enjoyable afternoon. Would you
believe, none of us had a camera!
Recent events have
convinced me that I did less than justice to the Tories,
when I mentioned them in "The Unattributed Seniors" in
last week's Flag; I said that they were "unashamedly
mean and evil". I realise now that that comment was
inadequate; I should have said "unashamedly mean, evil
and stupid." This thought has arisen because of their
appointment of a shadow Secretary of State for Scotland,
and his rapid demise.
Since I had never heard
of James Gray, the aforesaid Shadow Secretary, I thought
to have a look at his career; his Westminster details
start with the fact that he contested Ross, Cromarty and
Skye in 1992, and that he has been the member for North
Wiltshire since 1997; in between times he was a Special
Adviser to Michael Howard and John Gummer as Secretaries
of State for the Environment in 1991-95. Do I recall
something about John Gummer feeding his children
hamburgers during the BSE scare, or is my memory
inaccurate? Probably he was taking advice at the time.
Mr Gray's own website is slightly more revealing; he was
born in 1954, and educated at Glasgow High School,
Glasgow University and Christ Church, Oxford, which
might make him a Glasgwegian, but he does not admit it.
He seems to be a fairly clever chap, having held a
number of directorships, written a few books on
Financial Risk Management, and is a freeman of the City
of London; his military service "includes" seven years
in the Honourable Artillery Company. This appears to be
a Territorial Army Unit, and perhaps of more social than
military value, but I could be wrong.
What he did in his record
appointment as Shadow Secretary of State for Scotland
was to propose the abolition of our Scottish Parliament
(it was a record in that it lasted for 8 days, the
shortest appointment ever); having read his
biographical notes I can see very little relevance to,
or interest in, Scotland, and in fact he appears to have
spent his life in the Home Counties, so has obviously
gone native. Just why Michael Howard picked him rather
than David Mundell is a bit of a mystery; perhaps it
was just "James - you're a Jock, aren't you? But you're
one of us, and have never been known to use a glottal
stop. You are the archetypal Englishman - just the chap
for that office!"
Anyway, his rapid
defenestration at the instigation of David McLetchie,
the Scottish Tory leader, has now been followed by the
appointment of another ex-pat Scot; Pete Wishart's
letter to her is included under Synopsis below, so we
can look forward to a further gaffe or two. The upshot
of all this is a festering row between McLetchie, Lord
Forsyth, who agreed with Gray, and Murdo Fraser, MSP,
who wants the Scottish Tories to break away from London
and stand on their own, a proposal scorned by McLetchie
- what a witches brew! Of course, as has been pointed
out by Sir Malcolm Rifkind, another arch Unionist, the
Scottish Tories are the "Scottish Conservative and
Unionist Party", which precludes any such radical
changes. Most of can remember that in local
government, the Conservatives styled themselves as
"Progressives" - there's a misnomer for you, and in the
Highlands as "Independents" - even more of a
misnomer! No doubt their antics will add to the
general gaiety of the population for the next year or
two, but for them it's not very clever.
STEWART HOSIE MP
While there have been a few maiden speeches
reported in the Flag, this is the first one after a gain
by the Scottish National Party. Stewart Hosie, SNP
MP for Dundee East, made his maiden speech in the House
of Commons on Monday 23rd May 2005; in the speech Mr
Hosie thanked the electors of the new Dundee East
constituency for giving him the opportunity to serve
them as their MP.
He
said: "I have a deep sense of gratitude to people of
Dundee East for giving me the opportunity to serve them
in this parliament.
Mr Hosie thanked his predecessors;
Mr Iain Luke who was MP for the old Dundee East seat and
Mike Weir MP whose constituency, prior to boundary
changes covered Carnoustie, Monifieth and Sidlaw East.
"I wish at the outset to pay tribute
to my immediate predecessors who served the people of
the new Dundee East seat.
"I wish to pay tribute to Iain Luke,
who in the last Parliament represented two thirds of the
constituency before boundaries were changed.
"I also wish to pay tribute to my
honourable friend, the newly returned member for Angus,
who represented the people of Carnoustie, Monifieth and
Sidlaw East in the old Angus Constituency - burghs which
are now within my constituency.
"Both men, Mr Speaker, ably
represented the electors of the re-drawn Dundee East
Parliamentary Constituency - And I pay tribute to both
of them for that work.
Commenting on bills proposed in the
Queen's Speech, Mr Hosie said:
"The decisions taken here must
address many of the deep rooted problems too many of my
constituents are forced to face. In Dundee East male
unemployment, at nearly 10%, remains stubbornly high.
"In a number of wards in my
constituency, large numbers of people still remain
totally dependent on benefits.
"In parts of my constituency one in
three children still live in households where no one has
a job.
"I hope Mr Speaker, that in
considering the Housing Benefit Bill and the Incapacity
Benefit Bill in particular; the measures proposed to
allow mobility and help people back into work are
sensitive and offer genuine support for my constituents
to get into work.
Mr
Hosie also kept the issue of the merger of the Scottish
Regiments to the fore, saying: "Within the boundaries of
Dundee East also stands proudly, on Powrie Brae, a
memorial to the Black Watch. The statue is a strong and
permanent reminder of the courage and sacrifice of the
many men who have given their lives serving in an old
and proud local regiment.
"My constituency, taking in parts of
Dundee and Angus is a key recruiting ground for the
Black Watch. The issue of the merger of the Scottish
Regiments, the Black Watch in particular, remains of
deep concern to my constituents."
NOTE - The full text of Mr Hosie's speech is available
from the SNP Whips Office, or by
clicking
here.
In the Scotsman online, which I look at every day, there
is a "Fact of the Day"; on Tuesday this week it was
celebrating the birthday in 1852 of Robert
Cunningham-Graham, who founded the Labour Party with
fellow Scot Keir Hardie. He subsequently became the
first president of the Scottish National Party; I think
his full name was Robert Bontine Cunninghame-Graham, and
he was known colloquially as "Don Roberto."
To check my
recollection, I clicked on the given link to famous
Scots in the article; he was not listed.
It would seem that the Tory party is
going to revert to the policy where the MPs elect the
leader, rather than the new system put in in 1997, which
needed the approval of the grass roots.
They tried democracy
and didn't like it.
What a stramash is going on in London at the
moment to do with the London Eye; a proposal to
increase the rent is being seen as a threat to London's
bid to host the Olympics, as the Eye is being used in
the campaign brochure for the event, and a rent increase
might force it to move elsewhere.
Considering how much
money the London Olympics will take away from Scotland's
Lottery Funding allocation, we should hope the Eye
becomes No (Phonetics - children - phonetics!)
In a conversation with a Danish academic
at a dinner a week or two back, she told me that as a
foreign national she was allowed to vote in the Scottish
elections, but not in the English one - which meant the
General Election.
Considering the media
coverage, she could be forgiven for that comment.
The Department of Trade and Industry was renamed the
Department for Productivity, Energy and Industry just
after the General Election; less than a week later, the
minister in charge of the department announced that it
was reverting to its previous name. Apparently the
initials attracted various unflattering descriptions,
and the minister "had not thought of the idea".
The head of
business policy at the Institute of Directors was less
flattering; he said "The government is degenerating into
a circus and the clowns have taken charge." He noticed!
One lady I met during the General
Election campaign was intending to vote Liberal, as they
were proposing to increase the old age pension to
£109.45.
She changed her mind
when she read the small print "Only for those over 75".
Back to business
as usual this week.
SNP Group Whip
and Westminster spokesperson on the
Constitution, Pete Wishart MP, has written
an open letter to new Conservative Shadow
Scottish Secretary, Eleanor Laing MP,
challenging her over views she has expressed
about the Scottish Parliament.
The
text of the letter is as follows:
"Dear Eleanor, I wanted
to write to welcome you back to Scottish
politics.
"Much has changed since
your last appearance as Scottish
spokesperson for the Conservative Party in
the House of Commons and I am interested to
know whether these changes have had any
impact on your own views about devolution
and the future of the Scottish Parliament.
"Do you remain 'sceptical
about whether that Parliament [Holyrood] can
ever work'? (Hansard, 9th November 1998)
"Do you think taxpayers
money 'would be better spent on helping
people than on employing more politicians
and bureaucrats . . . in Edinburgh' (Hansard,
7th January 2003) as opposed to London?
"Do you still want the
number of MSPs cut to 100 'because we do not
really need 129'? (Hansard, 11th November
1998)
"Throughout your time in
Parliament you have always been honest about
your own opposition to a Scottish
Parliament. There were many occasions, but
perhaps the most eloquent came in January
2002 when you said:
"'The late right hon.
Donald Dewar said repeatedly that he wanted
to implement the settled will of the
Scottish people. I did not agree with that
will, I still do not, and I do not suppose I
ever will.' (Hansard, 31st January 2002) Is
this still your position and have you
discussed your personal opposition to the
"settled will of the Scottish people" with
David McLetchie and his colleagues in the
Scottish Parliament?
"As the subject matter of
the Scotland Act remains a reserved issue,
can you confirm that you, rather than
Scottish Tories at Holyrood, speak for the
Conservative Party on issues such as the
powers of the Scottish Parliament, its
financial settlement and voting system?
"And finally, with the
debate raging in the Scottish Tories over
future links with Conservatives south of the
border, I'd be keen to know where you stand
on greater devolution, or indeed
Independence, for the Scottish Conservative
Party? I look forward to hearing from you on
these points."
SNP Shadow
Justice Minister, Kenny MacAskill MSP, today
(Monday) called for clear and decisive
action to tackle the scourge of
drink-driving in Scotland. His comments
follow the publication of new research from
Privilege Insurance which shows that more
than 800,000 motorists in Scotland may be
regularly taking to the wheel while under
the influence of alcohol.
The
report also stated that more that 100,000
motorists were planning to drive while under
the influence this summer.
Mr MacAskill said:
"Drink-driving has claimed too many lives in
Scotland and around the world and these
figures show that previous campaigns on
drink-driving have not had the impact we had
all hoped for.
"We must now formulate a
clear and decisive campaign to show that
drinking and driving is a lethal
combination.
"Offenders must be shown that they will be
caught and they will be prosecuted, and this
could lead to the loss of their licence,
their liberty and, in some cases, their
jobs.
"We must show people that
it is just as unacceptable to drive after a
couple of drinks on a summer night as it is
to drive after a bingeing session at a
Christmas party or other function.
"Drink-drivers risk not
only their lives but the lives of others
every time they get behind the wheel while
under the influence of alcohol.
"Strong action is needed
to tackle this scourge on society, but so
too is education. We must make it clear that
drinking and driving is never acceptable, no
matter the circumstances."
Central Scotland
SNP MSP Alex Neil is renewing his calls for
an immediate public inquiry into the
management of Kilmarnock Prison after press
reports claimed that a prison officer there
attempted to pass himself off as a prisoner
to try and secure a supply of methadone from
the Prison authorities.
This
latest incident follows on from a litany of
other incidents that have proved highly
embarrassing for the management of the
Prison. On 9th March 2005, the BBC
broadcast a documentary where one of their
reporters went undercover after securing
employment as a officer at the Prison. This
documentary illustrated how inexperienced
officers were left in charge of whole wings
of the prison without supervision from
experienced members of staff. It also
highlighted real problems with staff morale
and alleged that the suicide watches at the
Prison were not being properly carried out.
Furthermore, on 17th
March 2005 the Fatal Accident Inquiry Report
into the death of James Barclay at
Kilmarnock Prison in 2002 was published. In
this, Sheriff Colin McKay stated that Mr
Barclay's death could have been avoided if
proper procedures into suicide watches had
been followed
There then followed a
further indictment of the way the Prison
operates when in a court case a lawyer
stated of Kilmarnock Prison, "the
instruction I have is the place is just a
shambles and that the carrying of knives
amongst prisoners is commonplace."
Mr Neil believes that the
latest reports add further impetus for the
need to have an immediate Public Inquiry
into Kilmarnock Prison and the way it is
being run.
Shadow Minister
Shona Robison MSP today reacted to the
speech by Deputy Health Minister Rhona
Brankin to the annual conference of the
British Dental Association by claiming the
speech as a 'missed opportunity' to reassure
NHS dentists about their future within the
public sector.
Ms
Robison said: "This speech was a missed
opportunity for Rhona Brankin to reassure
and inform dentists about their future
within the Scottish NHS.
"Rather than using this
chance to spell out the detail of her
announcement earlier in the year, there was
no further information about the incentives
needed to keep dentists in the public
sector.
"Patients can't wait any
longer for the Executive to deliver on it's
promises, as even more dentists have left
the NHS since the statement in Parliament
two months ago. With health professionals
continuing to vote with their feet, patients
across the country are suffering from a lack
of NHS care. We'll continue to see scenes
of hundreds of patients queuing up outside
to re-register with their dentist for
private care as long as this inaction
continues.
"Scottish dentists and
dental patients deserve a better deal now
from the Deputy Health Minister."
SNP Leader, Alex
Salmond MP, has announced the new
Westminster portfolios for the SNP team of
MPs. They are:
Alex
Salmond- Leader
Angus Robertson-
Deputy Group Leader; Defence, Foreign
Affairs, Europe and Office of the Deputy
Prime Minister.
Pete Wishart-
Group Whip; Constitution, Culture, Sport and
Overseas Aid.
Mike Weir - Work
& Pensions, Energy and Trade & Industry.
Stewart Hosie -
Treasury, Women and Home Affairs.
Angus MacNeil -
Transport, Environment, Food & Rural
Affairs, Fishing, Tourism and nominated to
Scottish Affairs Select Committee.
Commenting Mr Salmond
said:
"The SNP is determined
not to let Tony Blair or the Labour
government off the hook and we will be
fighting Scotland's corner at every
opportunity.
"We have a strong team of
MPs, with a blend of experience and
expertise that will ensure the government
has to address the issues that matter to
people in Scotland.
"Angus
Robertson takes on the important role of
Deputy Group Leader at Westminster. Angus
saw his majority increase threefold in the
election and he will be leading the SNP's
charge against the government's agenda of
new nuclear missiles for the Clyde.
"Over these next few
months Angus and Pete Wishart, who takes on
responsibility for international aid issues,
will be working together to ensure real
progress on overseas aid and make sure
Scotland's voice is heard when world leaders
gather in Gleneagles.
"The SNP's two new
members, Stewart Hosie and Angus MacNeil,
will go head to head with Labour's senior
Scottish ministers. Their energy and
enthusiasm will keep the Chancellor and
Scottish Secretary on their toes.
"Stewart Hosie takes on
responsibility for Treasury and economic
issues. He will lead the way in our
campaigns to win a Scottish Oil Fund and
provide real economic opportunities for
young Scots in Scotland.
"He will be promoting SNP
plans to make sure Scotland becomes the most
competitive part of the UK and escapes the
damaging cycle of lower growth, higher
unemployment and population decline that
comes from being a neglected corner of
Britain.
"Angus
MacNeil will be shadowing Alastair Darling -
as the SNP's transport spokesperson in the
Commons and our nomination to the Scottish
Affairs Select Committee. Appalling
transport infrastructure is one of the
biggest issues facing Scotland and will be
an important focus for the SNP - in London
and Scotland - in the months ahead.
"Mike Weir will continue
his excellent work developing and promoting
the SNP's pension proposals and will be
making the case for an end to means testing
for a decent pension. Mike will also be
taking forward our campaign to end the
unfair charges faced by Scottish renewable
energy producers.
"He will be working with
Angus MacNeil to ensure Labour can't get
away with their agenda of new nuclear power
stations and new nuclear dumps - policies
that would have serious long terms
consequences for Scotland and which will be
fought tooth and nail by the SNP.
"Together, this is a team
that will make Scotland matter in the House
of Commons. It is a team that will put
Scotland first."
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DATES IN
HISTORY
28 May 1841
Seven ministers of the Presbytery of Strathbogie were deposed by
the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland for obeying the
civil rather than the ecclesiastical law.
30 May
1385
A French army of 2000, including many nobles arrived at Leith.
They were billeted around Scotland from
Kelso
to Dunfermline.
30 May 1982
Scotland won the 1982 European under-18 Youth Championships
with a 3-1 victory over Czechoslovakia in Helsinki. Goals
from Gary Mackay, Pat Nevin and John Philliban gained the
first-ever major football honour for Scotland.
2 June 1941
Two adults and eight children died when a sea mine exploded on
the foreshore at Buckhaven, Fife. Owing to wartime
regulations the media were not allowed to fully report the
incident and grieving locals were told to keep the tragedy to
themselves. The casualties were Robert Burrell (31),
George Irvine (13), George (15) and Robert Jenson (14), Joe (13)
and William Kinnear (10), John Thomson (12), Henry Walton (14),
Henry (37) and James Wilkie (13).
2 June 2004
The Dalai Lama addressed the Scottish Parliament in Tibetan
and then English.
See Dates in History in our
Features Section
SCOTTISH
FOOD, TRADITIONS AND CUSTOMS
No
prizes for quessing which Scot, dead for over 200 years, who is still
worth £3 million a week to the Scottish economy. It is, of course, our
National Bard, Robert Burns. A recent report estimates that the
Ploughman Poet's brand value is £157 million a year. Some two-thirds of
that sum comes from tourism with the Bard's birth county of Ayrshire
getting the largest share.
The Moffat Centre at Glasgow Caledonian University was commissioned
to prepare the study on how the 250th anniversary of the Bard's birth
could be used to boost tourism.
Scots
should be preparing now for massive celebrations in 2009 in homage to
the greatest Scot of all time. Robert Burns came at the right time. In
the dark days following the incorporating Union of 1707 it was Robert
Burns who reminded Scots that we Scots and that Scotland is our country.
His work helped to save the Guid Scots Tung. On all levels - literary,
culturally, politically and linguistically Robert Burns gave invaluable
service to his nation. He is Abune Thaim Aw. Perhaps as a first step
towards the 2009 celebrations, Prestwick Airport should be renamed The
Robert Burns International Airport with the slogan The World O'er. Deed
aye, the byornar Robert Burns is kent the warld owre.
Ayrshire tatties are renowned and this week's recipe recipe Tattie
Scones is obviously potato based and is a reminder that Robert burns
struggled for most of his life to eke a living from the soil.
Tattie Scones
Ingredients: 450 g (lb) mashed potato, approx. three
large floury potatoes, peeled and chopped into chunks; 50 g (2 oz)
butter, melted; 1½ tsp salt; 100 g (4 oz) plain flour
Method: Cook potatoes in lots of water until tender.
Drain well and mash. Make sure you have exactly 450 g (1 lb) mash,
then add butter and salt. Sift in flour and combine thoroughly.
Turn mixture on to a floured board and roll out to a half centimetre
thickness. Cut into circles or wedges and cook in batches on a
lightly greased, medium hot griddle pan for three to four minutes each
side until golden and firm.
Serve warm buttered, or with stuffed mushrooms, crispy bacon or fried
eggs.
See our Scottish Food, Traditions and Customs in our Features section
SING
A SANG AT LEAST (compiled by Peter D Wright)
"That I for poor auld
Scotland's sake Some useful plan or book could make Or sing a sang at least ........"
- Robert Burns
YE CANNAE SHOVE YER GRANNIE
Traditional

Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus,
Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus,
Ye cannae shove yer grannie
For she's yer mammie's mammie,
Ye canna shove yer grannie aff the bus.
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus,
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus,
O ye canna shove yer Granny
'Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer ither Granny
'Cos she's yer Faither's Mammy
Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie affa bus.
Uncle Wullie's like yer Faither
A harum-scarum blether,
Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus.
Ye can shove Auntie Maggie aff a bus.
Auntie Meg's yer Faither's sister,
She's naethin' but a twister,
Ye can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus.
But ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
O ye canna shove yer Granny,
'Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy,
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
Footnote: Children
songs played their part in the Scottish Folk Revival and we start a
mini-series of bairn sangs with one of the most popular. Everyone has a
favourite grannie - dont' they?
See the
SING A SANG AT LEAST in our
features section
A KIST O
FERLIES A Keek at the Guid Scots
Tung
 By Peter & Marilyn Wright
(Note: All words underlined in
this section are RealAudio links)
fettle: strength ; state of mind
flittin: house removal
forder: thrive ; promote
mither-leid: native tongue
rejyce: rejoyce ; triumph
In grand fettle: In excellent condition / spirits
Scotch Education I tellt ye I tellt ye.
Scotch Optimism Through a glass Darkly. Scotch Pessimism
Nae Gless.
frae "Scotched" - Alexander Scott
COMPLETE POEMS
Address to the Toothache
By Robert Burns

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My curse upon your venom'd stang,
That shoots my tortur'd gums alang,
An' thro' my lug gies mony a twang,
Wi' gnawing vengeance,
Tearing my nerves wi' bitter pang,
Like racking engines!
When fevers burn, or argues freezes,
Rheumatics gnaw, or colics squeezes,
Our neibor's sympathy can ease us,
Wi' pitying moan;
But thee-thou hell o' a' diseases-
Aye mocks our groan.
Adown my beard the slavers trickle
I throw the wee stools o'er the mickle,
While round the fire the giglets keckle,
To see me loup,
While, raving mad, I wish a heckle
Were in their doup!
In a' the numerous human dools,
Ill hairsts, daft bargains, cutty stools,
Or worthy frien's rak'd i' the mools, -
Sad sight to see!
The tricks o' knaves, or fash o'fools,
Thou bear'st the gree!
Where'er that place be priests ca' hell,
Where a' the tones o' misery yell,
An' ranked plagues their numbers tell,
In dreadfu' raw,
Thou, Toothache, surely bear'st the bell,
Amang them a'!
O thou grim, mischief-making chiel,
That gars the notes o' discord squeel,
Till daft mankind aft dance a reel
In gore, a shoe-thick,
Gie a' the faes o' Scotland's weal
A townmond's toothache!
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A Text From Burns
Returning one quiet summer evening to his Manse
the Minister stopped at a cottage door to have a chat with one of his flock.
They talked easily enough about mutual interests for a short time as they
gazed on the quiet Border hills, but gradually the flow of conversation
ceased.
At last the Minister broke one of the long
silences by murmuring as he pointed to the landscape, "I to the hills will
lift mine eyes."
"Ay man" replied the other, finding himself
as he thought on safe ground "Ay, Robbie Burns was the boy!"
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