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[Issue 134 -  27th December 2002]


Compiled by Jim Lynch

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Can I add my festive wishes to those expressed by Allison last week; this is a wee bit unusual for me, not giving festive wishes, but not doing the Flag every week, and that is not a complaint!

So here we are at the end of another year, and in the period which my good friend Peter Wright terms "The Daft Days"; politics will be quiet, but we know that the politicians will be easing out things they do not wish to be examined too closely! We hope we don’t miss them!

However, due to time constraints, the Flag will be somewhat shorter over the next few weeks; I will be doing it on 3rd January, and 10th January, but a wee bit in advance, then Allison will be doing it on 17th January and Richard on 24th January, as I will be sunning myself in the Caribbean. (Well Richard is there at the moment, lucky dog!)

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THANK YOU FOR THE FISH

I seem to recall the above phrase from "The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy", a surreal comedy, but not half as surreal as the comedy played out by the European Commissioners last week.

Unless I have got it completely wrong, the Scottish White Fish fleet is getting an 80% cut in their quotas, which will help save the fleet ten years hence, and the Dutch, Danes and French have had their quotas increased; as the Scottish fleet uses a mesh size of 120mm, and the others use 60mm, enabling them to catch smaller, ie younger, fish, that does not look like conservation to me! It seems a bit rough of the kind Commissioners to give the Danes 23 days a month at sea, and the Scots 9 days; the Danes have already been guilty of hoovering up young fish, and were given 6000 tonnes of haddock from our quota last year, by the ineptitude of Rhona Brankin. This was not for human consumption, but for pig food; no wonder the bacon sometimes tastes fishy.

The Scottish Parliament had a Fisheries Minister at one stage, John Home Robertson, and he blithely acquiesced in the transfer of 6000 square miles of traditional Scottish fishing waters to England; he was given the Kirkcaldy heist, but not for that, and fishing was added to the portfolio of Rhona Brankin, who had plenty of other things to do. In the fullness of time, when Henry McLeish fell on his sword, Jack McConnell awarded the fishing portfolio to Ross Finnie, who had Agriculture and Water , so as he already had Water, he might as well have the fishes that swam in it, or not, as the case might be! Jack McConnell said that they would fight the cuts, which he has signally failed to do, not seeing fishing as something he is particularly interested in; in this regard, is it not somewhat curious to see that Jack’s constituency Labour Party is still getting large dollops of money from the Iron and Steel Trades Federation, although there is no steel industry in Scotland? Maybe the fishermen should send him a fry.

One point which Alex Salmond brought up was that Elliot Morley, the UK Fisheries Minister, who is the BRITISH SPOKESMAN, said in the House of Commons that the package was a "betrayal"; before you think of how brave he was, he said that on 14 July 1992, speaking against a Tory deal that was twice as generous as the one he has now agreed to!

The fishermen are now saying that they will have to go to sea and fish illegally, or face total bankruptcy, and it is up to the government to say whether it is going to prosecute them or not; Britain seems to abide by the rules that the other countries ignore, so perhaps it is time for a wee bit of backbone. The French were fined for refusing to allow British beef to be imported, and they kept it out for years, long after they were ordered to accept it; then when they were fined £100,000 a day, they said OK, and paid nothing, although their illegal ban had cost British agriculture £330 million a year. Another thing I find strange; a Tory government gave away Scotland’s fishing rights, but didn’t give away the oil and gas rights, and yet fish move around and are renewable, whereas oil and gas do not move and are not renewable. Westminster logic, or is oil more important to England than fish?

Just an idle thought; I am sure that I don’t eat any more fish than I did 30 years ago, and the fish and chip shops which were a feature on nearly every corner when I was young have largely disappeared, to be replaced by Indian and Chinese takeaways. I am reasonably sure that fish shops per se are much scarcer than they were, so where is all the fish going? One possible answer, apart from the Danish bacon, is that in grocery distribution warehouses, the fastest moving products are pet foods, so it looks as if the British predeliction for pets is helping to decimate stocks.

However, now that a lot of things are going to have to change due to the enlargement of the European Community, with 10 new member states, we should be pushing for them to re-open the Common Fisheries Policy; putting it brutally, Scotland with her own seat at the European table could demand a 200 mile limit for our own fishermen. And we would police this ourselves. But Scotland has to go for it by voting SNP.

A DELECTABLE SPAT

The dispute between Helen Liddell, Secretary of State for Scotland, and Andrew Neil, publisher of the Scotsman has me totally confused, not as to what it is all about, but as to whose side to take!

The story so far; Mrs Liddell has been getting very negative coverage in the Scotsman, Scotland on Sunday and the Edinburgh local paper, the Evening News; so she had a dossier made up of all these bad stories, summoned Andrew Neil, publisher of the Scotsman, to her office in London, slapped it down in front of him, demanding "What are you going to do about this?", or the Ministerial equivalent. So what did Mr Neil do? Did he apologise, grovel to the Mighty Nell, and promise not to do it again? No, he printed the whole lot in the Scotsman, and rebutted it point by point! She had complained about some readers’ letters, which led Holy Andrew to say he was defending the freedom of expression (hypocrite), and she complained that the Scotsman had said Mrs Liddell had called Alex Salmond "The toast of Baghdad", which seemed a mite illogical, as she had said this. There was a lot more, particularly about her being underemployed, and on a slow news day, the Scotsman devoted two whole pages to the story.

What was seized upon by more than one person was that as Mrs Liddell had the time and the staff to make a dossier of complaints about the press, then that very fact itself was proof positive that neither she nor her staff had very much to do, a view which the Flag has expressed more than once. It also seemed rather unwise to attack the publishers, as they have the printing presses and the distribution, so it looks rather as if Mrs Liddell has never heard the maxim - if you’re in a hole stop digging.

Anyway it’s a strange aspect that she is complaining about publicity; her fellow Scottish MPs are corrosively jealous of the fact that the MSPs are getting all the publicity, and now that Mrs Liddell has declared that there will no reduction in the number of MSPs, although 13 of the Westminster MPs will be shown the door, her Westminster colleagues like her even less; it must have been one of them who advised her to tackle the Scotsman. While I hold no brief for Mrs Liddell, I must say that the Scotsman printed a very bad picture of her, which I felt was demeaning; no woman likes to be thought ugly, and the nasty picture was nasty.

FOOT IN THE MOUTH NOTES

The First Minister, Jack McConnell, vowed when he took office that he would "do less, better."

The general consensus is that he got it half right.


Aberdeen Royal Infirmary is losing four junior doctors’ posts because it is making the junior doctors work too long hours; so if they lose four junior doctors who work long hours, who will do the work they did in these hours?

I must be missing something.


Lord Steel of Aikwood, currently Presiding Officer of the Scottish Parliament, is retiring at the next election; he believes that as the Presiding Officers in the Welsh Assembly and the Northern Irish Assembly are also Lords, then all Presiding Officers should be members of the House of Lords.

"Ye see yon birkie ca’d a lord, that struts and stares and a’ that

Tho’hundreds worship at his word, he’s but a coof for a’that."


Train operators have been told to come up with plans to run the railways on 20% less subsidy; this would mean that 3,500 trains a day would be cut.

Over the next decade, motorway traffic jams and gridlocked town centres will become the norm; we don’t know if our government has joined-up thinking..


In 1993, the Tory government transferred the refit of nuclear submarines from Rosyth in Fife to Devonport; the move was very political but it was claimed to be on cost grounds; the current cost of £933 million is now 4 times the original estimate.

Sir Malcolm Rifkind, who was the Tory Defence Secretary who made the decision, still wonders why he was not re-elected in Edinburgh Pentlands in 1997.


SYNOPSIS

A selection of items from the SNP Daily News over the past week, somewhat truncated (good pretentious word that) due to the fact that the Parliament is on holiday.

British Airways should be renamed London Airways
Mon 23 Dec 02

Brian Adam MSP Kenny MacAskill MSP today said British Airways - whose motto is 'to be the undisputed leader in world travel' - has no more right to call itself Britain's national carrier than Ryanair or Lufthansa. Publishing a paper showing that BA fly to fewer foreign destinations than a low cost carrier such as Ryanair and no more routes than other national carriers such as Lufthansa and KLM, the Shadow Transport and Tourism Minister, said, "How can British Airways claim to be our national carrier? Their position as a so-called national carrier gives them preferential treatment from the Government and kudos from the public. In return Scotland is getting very little and BA don't even have a main operating base in Scotland". Mr MacAskill also said after a review, the airline cut Scottish flights but improved flights from London." North East MSP Mr Brian Adam agreed with the paper saying, "BA's treatment of Aberdeen has been appalling. They recently pulled six routes from the city and it appears that all they are interested in is links to London. Aberdeen needs and deserves better. British Airways should rename themselves London Airways, they have failed to give equal representation to Scotland's airports and passengers and they have failed to push for direct Scottish services."


Edinburgh candidate criticises Provost over 'eurozone'
Mon 23 Dec 02

Kevin PringleThe SNP's Edinburgh Central Spokesperson Kevin Pringle today criticised the Capital's Lord Provost, Cllr Eric Milligan, for his negative reply to the SNP proposals to establish an Edinburgh City Centre 'eurozone' during the Christmas and New Year celebrations. In October, Mr Pringle wrote to a range of civic bodies and financial institutions in Edinburgh, including the Provost, proposing their eurozone idea for the whole of Edinburgh's city centre. The idea modelled on the Welsh town of Llangollen's July festival, was dismissed by the Provost who said, "A similar exercise in Edinburgh would present practical problems." Commenting, Mr Pringle said, "We need to use any and every means available to promote Edinburgh as a world class and cost-effective place for tourists to visit. A 'eurozone' during the festive period would make European tourism cheaper in Edinburgh, and generate a huge amount of positive publicity for the City across the rest of Europe. Tourism in Edinburgh is facing big problems. The number of overseas visitors to the City dropped by 60,000 last year, or 6.6%. An Edinburgh 'eurozone' would help to make it clear that Scotland's Capital is open to Europe and open for business - but Eric Milligan doesn't seem to think that it's his job to promote the City in this way. The SNP will continue to campaign for this positive idea - and Eric Milligan won't be able to stop it, by no longer being a councillor after next May."


John Swinney calls for Parliament recall
Sun 22 Dec 02

John Swinney MSPSNP Shadow First Minister Mr John Swinney MSP today requested a recall of the Scottish Parliament in the wake of the disastrous EU deal on fishing. Speaking after details of a compensation package were leaked within twenty-four hours of the fishing deal being signed, Mr Swinney said he would use the recall to demand to know whether Ross Finnie objected to the UK's sell out pro-deal vote. Commenting, Mr Swinney said, "Ross Finnie and Jack McConnell repeatedly told us that there were going to fight for the future of Scotland's fishing industry. We now know that the UK voted in favour of a deal that will all but close the industry down. Ross Finnie must tell us whether he objected to the UK voting in favour of the wholesale destruction of our fishing fleet. Did he sell out on a deal that will throw thousands onto the dole or was it a case of the UK overruling Scotland? Now, less than twenty four hours after the deal was signed, the Sunday newspapers are carrying leaks of compensation packages and decommissioning schemes. It is obvious that this Executive has spent more time figuring out how to close the fishing industry than fighting to save it."


McConnell "running scared" of TV debates
Sun 22 Dec 02

The SNP today accused the First Minister of "running scared" of leadership debates at next year's Scottish Parliament election. Commenting on reports that Jack McConnell is to avoid televised debates with John Swinney, SNP election coordinator Nicola Sturgeon MSP said, " Our polling tells us that Jack McConnell is a liability for Labour. It's no surprise that they don't seem to want to put him up for televised debates. And it's no wonder they're running scared of debating the issues. Nearly six years after Labour came to power, our patients still need a better health service, our children better education and all of us need less crime. Scotland is being run by a party who have consistently let us down on all these issues, who are more focused on sleaze than making our country everything it could be. As for what this says about Jack McConnell, he's just feart to debate his record or his policies."


MP backs Action for Blind campaign
Sat 21
Dec 02

Annabelle Ewing MPPerth SNP MP Annabelle Ewing is supporting a national campaign by Action for Blind People to improve equality for blind and partially sighted people. The 'Work, Rest and Play' campaign was recently launched at the House of Commons and will run throughout 2003. It is the first campaign launched by Action for Blind People, the third largest charity for blind and partially sighted people in the UK. By the end of 2003 the 'Work, Rest and Play' campaign will have challenged many organisations to make opportunities available to visually impaired people.


McLeish accepted his £30,000 cash just a month after resignation
Fri 20 Dec 02

It emerged today that former First Minister Henry McLeish went back on his pledge not to accept a £30,000 pay-off from Westminster barely a month after resigning as First Minister. Mr McLeish told Parliament he would not apply for the re-settlement grant he was entitled to after standing down as an MP, saying "I put on record that I will not take financial advantage of the situation.'' The news emerged in the Report of the Scottish Parliament's Standards Committee which was published today and included a letter to Mr McLeish from Caroline Stockton, the Westminster payroll manager, confirming he had applied for the money on 10 December 2001 – he had resigned on 8 November. The Committee earlier this week strongly rebuked Mr McLeish for his actions, but found that he had not breached the Holyrood code of conduct.


Vital nuclear waste files 'lost' by Scottish Office
Fri 20 Dec 02

Bruce Crawford MSPShadow Environment Minister, Bruce Crawford MSP, today called for a full inquiry as it emerged that a file containing vital information about the Dounreay waste shaft had been 'lost' by the Scottish Office. The file contained extensive research into the nuclear waste shaft and Mr Crawford demanded answers as to whether the loss is a stupid mistake or an all out conspiracy. "I think it is a remarkable situation that one of the most important files held by the Scottish Office has been lost." said Mr Crawford. "It is unbelievable that research into such a delicate situation has been so carelessly misplaced. The Scottish Office must acknowledge that this is a serious matter of public safety and an explanation is urgently needed. This is why I am calling for a full inquiry by the permanent secretary into the situation."


Committee members need free vote on PR
Thu 19 Dec 02

Tricia Marwick MSPSNP Shadow Local Government Minister, Tricia Marwick MSP, today accused Labour members of the Local Government Committee of inventing reasons to vote against her Proportional Representation Bill for Local Government Elections. The Stage 1 report from the Local Government Committee is published today and shows that it took the casting vote of the Convener to reject the general principles of the Bill. Mrs Marwick said, "This is a very tightly drawn bill which has one purpose - to introduce Proportional Representation in the form of a single transferable vote for local government elections. During my time in this Parliament, I have never seen Labour committee members inventing so many reasons for objecting to a Bill"


Salmond to meet Birds Eye chair following ad
Thu 19 Dec 02

Following his objections to an advert placed in the Scottish Sun yesterday by Birds Eye - which was regarded by constituents as insensitive in the midst of the fishing crisis, in apparently seeking to profit from the European Commission's proposals to close Scottish fishing waters - Banff & Buchan MP, Alex Salmond, has had a very useful and amicable telephone discussion with the Chairman of Birds Eye Walls, Mr James Hill. Mr Salmond and Mr Hill agreed to meet in the New Year, and discuss how they can work together to help promote the Scottish fishing industry. Mr Salmond said that "meantime I understand that the advert will not reappear in its current form, and I am sure that we can now work together on a positive and constructive basis."


SNP seek assurances on Post Office future
Thu 19 Dec 02

Shona Robison MSPDundee SNP have sought assurances over the future of the sub-Post Office in Victoria Road in the city. The Post Office recently shut, leaving local residents facing a hike up the Hilltown or into the General Post Office at Ward Road. Commenting, Shona Robison MSP said, "This matter was brought to my attention by the local SNP candidate, Tom Dempsey. I have since been in touch with managers of the Post Office in Edinburgh who are negotiating with people interested in taking over the Post Office. Hopefully a solution to this should be found early in the New Year."


Aberdeen Labour humiliated as opposition make changes
Thu 19 Dec 02

Councillor Kevin Stewart of Aberdeen Aberdeen's Labour councillors have been hit by a series of humiliating defeats following a full meeting of the council. Although Labour is still the largest group on the council they are no longer the ruling party and opposition cllrs ensured a raft of measures were introduced by the Council. The Labour Group were forced to withdraw a decision on sending the Lord Provost abroad with a friend, at taxpayers' expense because they knew it would be defeated, and give up its inbuilt majorities on council committees. Opposition parties combined to insist on a new political balance reflecting all the parties' relative strengths in the full council. Labour now holds eight seats to the Opposition's nine on seven committees and can be defeated if the other councillors combine. The Councils controversial free council newspaper is also to be scrapped following moves from the SNP Group on Aberdeen Council who said the city council's 'Bon Accord' was unread and that the £100,000 annual cost could be better spent elsewhere. SNP group leader Kevin Stewart proposed the city council stopped production of the paper, as soon as it is contractually possible and the move was passed by 23 to 20 votes by a full meeting of councillors. Cllr Stewart said, "The reason I'm moving this is because the Bon Accord goes largely unread and mostly goes straight from letter-box to bin."


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SCOTTISH FOOD, TRADITIONS AND CUSTOMS
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Hogmanay (31 December) has a special place in Scottish hearts and in bygone days the house had to be redd out so that in the New Year a fresh beginning could be made. Floors were scrubbed, dishes scoured, even the children were washed, all in good time that the work was finished well before midnight - the Lang Oor. This extract from 'Folklore and Superstitious Beliefs in the West of Scotland within this Century' by James Napier (1879) discribes a Scottish Hogmanay scene :-
 
'The following was the practice in my father's house in Patrick, about fifty to sixty years ago. On Hogmany evening, children were all washed before going to bed. An oat bannock was baked for each child; it was nipped round the edge, had a hole in the centre, and was flavoured with caraway seed. Great care was taken that none of these bannocks should break in the firing as such an occurrence was regarded as a very unlucky omen for the child whose bannock was thus damaged. It denotes illness or death during the year. Parents sat up till about half-past eleven, when the fire was covered and every particle of ash swept up and carried out of the house. All retired to bed before twelve o'clock, as it was unlucky not to be in bed as the New Year came in.'
 
This is the exact opposite of most reports of Hogmanay customs when the celebrations usually began at 'the chappin o the Twal' and would continue till the wee sma hours.
 
Partick is in Glasgow and it is to Scotland's largest city that we go for this week's champion recipe - Glasgow Cake - taken from 'The Anniversary Cook-Book of the Dumfriesshire Federation SWRI 1922-1992'. This cake won a competition in 1990 to find a Glasgow cake.
 
Glasgow Cake
 
Ingredients : 4 oz (100 g) chrystalised pineapple, chopped; 4 oz (100 g) chrystilised ginger, chopped; 4 oz (100 g) chopped mixed peel; 9 oz (250 g) butter; 12 oz (350 g) wholemeal flour; 4 oz (100 g) walnuts, coarsely chopped; 4 oz (100 g) cherries, cut in half; 4 oz sultanas; 5 tablespoons orange juice; 9 oz (250 g) caster sugar; 4 eggs, large
 
Soak the pineapple, ginger, cherries, sultanas and peel in fresh orange juice overnight. Cream the butter and sugar, and add beaten eggs alternatively with the wholemeal flour. Add the soaked fruits and the walnuts. Bake in an 8 inch or 9 inch tin, at 325 deg F, 170 deg C or Gas Mark 3, for two hours.

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DATES IN HISTORY

28 December 1879
Sir Thomas Bouch's new railway bridge across the River Tay collapsed in a storm throwing an engine, six coaches, passengers and crew into the water 160 feet below. Faults in the design and construction were found to blame for the 'Tay Bridge Disaster'.
 
31 December 1915
Armoured cruiser Natal blew up and sank at her moorings in the Cromarty Firth. About 350 officers and men died along with 13 civilians, including children attending a Hogmany party on board. Of the 283 survivors picked up, several died later. Unstable cordite in stern magazine was blamed for the explosion.
 
31 December 1929
Sixty-nine children, aged between 5 and 14, were crushed, trampled or suffocated to death when panic broke out at a matinee showing of 'The Desparate Desparado' in the Glen Cinema at Paisley Cross in Paisley. The audience of children stampeded for the exit when smoke from a smouldering spool of film blew into the auditorium.
 
1 January 1766
Death of James Francis Stewart, The Old Pretender, the Jacobite 'James VIII', and father of Prince Charles Edward Stewart, in Rome.

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SING A SANG AT LEAST
(compiled by Peter D Wright)

"That I for poor auld Scotland's sake
Some useful plan or book could make
Or sing a sang at least ........"

- Robert Burns

McFARLANE O THE SPROTS O BURNIEBOOZIE
G Bruce Thomson

 
                                             Afore that I'd be terraneezed as I this file hae been,
                                             I'd raither rin' frae here tae Birse wi' peez in baith ma sheen,
                                             I'd raither dee for want o' breath than pine for want o' love,
                                             And it's a' because McFarlane merrit Sousie.
                                             Sousie's kankert faither wi' mine could niver gree,
                                             And aye fan I'd gae ower that gait he'd turn his dog at me.
                                             So I sent ma freen McFarlane doon to see fit he could dee,
                                             McFarlane o' the Sprots o' Burnieboozie.
 
                                                        I dinna like McFarlane, I'm safe enough tae state,
                                                        His lug wad cast a shadow ower a sax-fit gate.
                                                        He's soft as ony goblin and slippery as a skate,
                                                        McFarlane o' the Sprots o' Birnieboozie.
 
                                            
                                            McFarlane spak nae wird for me but plenty for himsel',
                                            He reesed the lassie's baurley scones, her kebbick and her kail.
                                            Her faither cried oot 'Sprottie man, ye should try yer luck yersel','
                                            Tae McFarlane o' the Sprots o' Burnieboozie.
                                            Though McFarlane is the grimmest chiel for twenty miles aroon,
                                            Though they buy his fottygraph tae fleg the rottens frae a toon,
                                            He kittled up his spunk at this and spiered gin she'd come doon
                                            And be mistress o' the Sprots o' Birnieboozie.
 
                                            Oh, a dirl o' the teethache's nae particularly sweet,
                                            Bit love's the only power on earth that iver gart me greet;
                                            It's like kittlie chilblains roon yer heart instead o' roon yer feet -
                                            They were aggravated wi' the sicht o' Sousie.
                                            Noo freens and kind philosophers, ye've heard what me befell;
                                            Niver lippen tae the middle man, bit dee yer work yersel',
                                            Or I'll bet my hinmost sarkit ye're a day ahint the markit
                                            As fan I sent Jock McFarlane roon tae Sousie.
 
                                                       I dinna like McFarlane, its affa' bit it's true;
                                                       A pewter speen wis tint in Jock McFarlane's moo.
                                                       He couldnae weel be grimmer, sups his brose wi' the skimmer -
                                                       McFarlane o' the Sprots o' Burnieboozie.
 
 
Footnote : We will finish year 2002 with this amusing Cornkister from the pen of G Bruce Thomson. It was one of my late father's favourites and  the author of the song was known to his relations.

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A KIST O FERLIES
A Keek at the Guid Scots Tung

Peter & Marilyn Wright
By Peter & Marilyn Wright 
(Note:
All words underlined in this section are RealAudio links)

 

asteir: abroad; astir; in a commotion; up and about
cast up: accuse; recall spitefully
crap: crop
gie nae inklin: give no sign/hint
licks: thrash; defeat; surpass; corporal punishment; chastisement
lang oor: midnight
 
Gee ane's ginger: bestir oneself; bother oneself   
 
 
                        And surly ye'll be your pint stowp !
                            And surely I'll be mine !
                        And we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
                            For auld lang syne.
 
                                frae 'Auld Lang Syne' - Robert Burns

COMPLETE POEM

 

Soonds Oan A Christmas Morning
http://www.electricscotland.com/poetry/young/christmas_morn.htm
by Francis Kerr Young

See Scots Language in our Features Section
for other poems, stories, songs, sayings, jokes and words in the Scots language

SCOT WIT
Enjoy a Scottish Joke every week and listen to it as well

THE MONTHLY PRIZE CROSSWORD

Each month the Scots Independent Newspaper offers a prize crossword and we're now offering this online in the Flag in the Wind as well.   Should you complete the crossword by the deadline you can fax it over to the SI and the first correct one opened on the closing date will win a £10.00 book token.

SI Prize Crossword No. 36 DECEMBER  2002
[Click here to bring up the crosswords]

AND AS WE CONTINUE...

If you read our first issue of The Flag in the Wind you will know that this is a weekly Internet commentary on the Scottish political scene; if you desire further erudition click on Archives.

SOME OF OUR FEATURE SECTIONS....

About Us
Our mission is to fight for an Independent Scotland and to promote its history, heritage and culture. Learn all about us here.
Events
A running event guide to what's on in Scotland.
The Scots Language
A great introduction to the Scots Language, produced by Peter and Marilyn Wright, and added to each week both in text and RealAudio. Enjoy listening to words, poems and stories told in a real Scots accent!
The Rebels Ceilidh Songbook
An excellent introduction to traditional songs from Scotland.
Sing A Sang At Least
Our collection of Scottish songs. A new song is added to the collection each week.
Scottish Food, Traditions and Customs
Enjoy our collections of recipes and our comments on them.
The Prize Crossword

Each month the newspaper edition produces the Prize Crossword and you can now try it for yourself with this online edition. We carry previous copies here as well.
Notable Dates in History
Each week we add three new notable dates in history building this into an historic timeline for Scottish history.
Features
Lots more stories, recipes, historical articles and even whole books are added here on a regular basis.
The Oliver Brown Award
An annual award given to an outstanding Scot(s) each year. Also included picture galleries from the annual lunch.

 THE SCOTTISH NATIONAL PARTY

The Scots Independent Newspaper is independent of the Scottish National Party, but we support the Party in its drive for Independence; while space precludes us commenting on all the issues raised by the 35 MSPs, 5 MPS and 2 MEPs, also the Party Office Bearers, we have provided a link to the SNP Website.

THE FLAG IN THE WIND

The above was the title of a book written in the early Fifties by John MacDonald MacCormick, one of the founder members of the Scottish National Party in 1934. The sub-title was "The Story of the National Movement in Scotland". His comment in the book said "It is perhaps in the symbols which men use that their deepest sentiments are most readily expressed. Flags as well as straws show which way the wind is blowing". A fuller account appears under Features.

 ADVERTISING IN THE FLAG IN THE WIND

Advertising in The Flag in the Wind has some unique advantages.  Not only will you reach thousands of people every week but you'll note from the details below that when you advertise with us you also get a FREE advert in the Scots Independent Newspaper. Well you should know that the newspaper is considered to be an historical resource so all issues are archived by Aberdeen University and Edinburgh University for future generations to read and study. This means when you advertise with us you become part of Scotland's history and heritage!  Of course free issues of the newspaper are sent to 400 Scottish secondary schools so that our youth can also learn from our excellent range of topics on Scottish politics, heritage and history. This means that your advert, while publicising your company, product, service, events, etc., is also helping to educate our children and helping us to extend the reach of our newspaper to promote all that is best in Scottish Nationalism and all that is best in Scotland. We have a powerful voice not only in Scotland but all over the world wherever Scots and Scots descendants are settled.

Button Advert
You can take out a 145 x 40 pixel Button Advert on this page for a full 12 months for only £995.00 and at the same time get a FREE 2 column classified advert in the Scots Independent Newspaper for the same 12 months, all for the same inclusive annual price of £995.00.

Banner Advert
One Banner advert, 468 x 60 pixels, is available on this index page under the Issue Date and before the first article. Cost is £695.00 per month and includes an optional FREE 2 column display advert in the Scots Independent Newspaper during the same month as you have the banner on the site.

WE WOULD WELCOME YOUR FEEDBACK

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