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[Issue 100 -
3rd May 2002]

ISSUE NUMBER 100
The
wonderful thing about this decimalisation is that not only did we get
calculators, but we also get two bites at the anniversary cherry! This week
we celebrate 100 Flags, and in another four weeks, we can celebrate two
years of the Flag.
We started the Flag in the Wind on a
weekly basis as with the setting up of the Scottish Parliament, political
coverage in Scotland mushroomed overnight, and we could not adequately cover
all that was happening with the monthly paper; we also did not have the time
or resources to go weekly with the Scots Independent. The original title of
this column was supposed to be "The Link" (how banal) but when Alastair
McIntyre of Electric Scotland came up with the Flying Flag, the column named
itself "The Flag in the Wind."
And just to celebrate our 100th issue
listen to
The song "Scots
Wha Hae" by Gaberlunzie
THE QUEEN’S GOLDEN JUBILEE
The
Queen has started off her Golden Jubilee celebrations with a dinner for all
living Prime Ministers; there are only five of them. Tony Blair, John Major,
Baroness Thatcher, Lord Callaghan and Sir Edward Heath; there have been ten
Prime Ministers during the Queen’s reign, which started when Sir Winston
Churchill was Prime Minister in 1952. The others were Anthony Eden, Harold
MacMillan, Sir Alex Douglas Home and Harold Wilson, if my memory serves me
right.
When the Queen addressed both
Houses of Parliament this week, she flagged up that she was prepared to
continue to occupy the throne, and that retirement was not an option; maybe
she doesn’t get the pension. Whatever her reason, as her mother lived to
101, it would seem obvious that Prince Charles has nae chance of becoming
King; he can then go ahead and marry without disturbing the Church of
England as he will never be its head.
It seems to be a preoccupation with the
media that the Royal family is dysfunctional, and that this is a deplorable
state of affairs; royalty has always been dysfunctional, and kings, queens
and princes have done as they pleased throughout the ages. It is only now
that the glare of publicity is upon them and that they are perceived to
"know better" that even a semblance of shame is being shown.
A thousand years of royal lineage gave us
Prince Charles; a thousand years of the common man gave us Robert Burns.
THE FIVE YEAR ITCH
It
is five years ago this week that New Labour came to power, sweeping away the
corrupt, arrogant Tories and heralding a new dawn for the Disunited Kingdom,
so where are we now?
Well, they had promised to
renationalise the railways, but it was left to market forces to finally pull
the plug on RailTrack, and the company staggered into administration more by
accident than design; there does not seem to be any coherent way ahead, and
there might be a grand plan somewhere, but nobody’s found it yet. They said
they would not under any circumstances privatise Air Traffic Control, and,
when elected, proceeded to do just that; this one has run into deep trouble
before it got off the ground, and the taxpayer (ie us) will have to fork out
to sort this new mess.
I, for one, expected that they would save
the National Health Service, and was totally dismayed as they continued with
the privatisation agenda of the Tories. No fool like an old fool, as they
say. Belatedly, they have begun to grasp that the NHS is creaking and that
they must do something to put it right, but rather than an issue of
principle, we are seeing the first moves for the next General Election.
Three years ago, they rubbished the SNP proposals for a "Penny for
Scotland", and gave tax cuts of the Penny instead; now they have imposed the
Penny+Penny for the National Health Service, and are making a virtue of
necessity! Look at us, we are the white hats, riding to the rescue of the
poor old NHS, when their lack of action over the last five years had
exacerbated the problem. The National Insurance charges levied will fall
equally on employers, and the Labour Party are now rubbishing the SNP
proposal that they should not impose the increase on Health Service
employers as this is increasing the cost of the Health Service.
Devolution was a plus, but it was designed
to head off Nationalism in Scotland and Wales, and not for the better
governance of these countries; the Blessed Tony tried to run the Welsh
Parliament by having his placeman appointed, and that ended in tears. He did
not do this in Scotland, as his placeman was already there; in London, he
attempted to have his nominee selected for the post of Lord Mayor, which
happened as they twisted the selection process, but the people there went
for Ken Livingstone. Mind you, Ken Livingstone has achieved very little, if
anything, since his election two years ago, but that might be due to
government malevolence rather than his lack of ability.
And how about reform of the House of
Lords? Whatever machinations have been going on, the composition of the
House of Lords is at present:
| Tory peers |
220 |
| Labour peers |
199 |
| Liberal peers |
65 |
| Cross Bench peers |
180 |
| Bishops (Church of England) |
26 |
| Others |
9 |
| Total |
699 |
Power and privilege is still there.
In the trade magazine PR Week in March, a
panel of experts from the world of public relations voted Labour’s public
relations machine in 1997 and 2001 the most effective of all time; this week
the English local elections will show whether the glossy promises are still
working, or has the magic worn off?
THE GRUBBY FIRST MINISTER
So
what has our First Minister, Jack McConnell, been up to, now that he has
completed the counting of the words in the SNP booklet "Talking
Independence"?
Mr McConnell has been appointed as
rapporteur to the Convention on the Future of Europe for the Committee of
the Regions’ Commission for Constitutional Affairs and European Governance.
Now that’s a real mouthful, and the title will no doubt take up the first
page of the Minutes. This is by way of a sop, as the Scottish Executive did
not wish to be involved, being happy to let the Disunited Kingdom government
make its decisions for it; they were embarrassed when the two Scottish
positions on the Committee were taken up by Neil MacCormick, MEP, and Keith
Brown, leader of Clackmannanshire District Council. (See, we can have as
long names as they can). However in true New Labour fashion, maybe Jack will
get paid.
He tried, when speaking at another
meeting, the Progress Conference of Labour modernisers, to smear the SNP by
linking it with the far right politics of Jean-Marie Le Pen, and this did
not just raise the hackles of the SNP ; there were editorials in the
Scotsman and the Herald attacking his remarks, and neither of these organs
have much love for the SNP. In the words of one columnist "The first
minister did not mention the SNP by name, but there wasn’t a person in the
hall who was in any doubt about what he meant, including Labour’s own spin
doctors." We have now been treated to a defence of Mr McConnell by one of
his acolytes, Brian Fitzpatrick, in both the Scotsman and the Herald, who
accuses the SNP of "protesting too much", while he protests too much!
Came across a strange word in Mr
Fitzpatrick’s letters to the editors; he used a word "equiponderate" in the
Scotsman, which somehow materialised as "equiparate" in the Herald; I could
find neither in the Oxford English Dictionary, but I did find
"equiponderate" in Roget’s Thesaurus. It means "make amends", but it sounds
like a fancy word used by lawyers when they are ripping off their clients;
in any event I shall look for its appearance in crosswords, but perhaps Mr
Fitzpatrick was just trying to baffle with science - or bull’s ordure.
As is well known, even, or especially, by
the First Minister, as he has read " Talking Independence" (or counted the
words, anyway) the SNP is a very open, democratic and inclusive party, and
it wants the same for Scotland; Mr McConnell should also be well aware that
Sir Oswald Mosley was a member of the Labour Cabinet in 1931, but before he
transmogrified into a fascist, he left them, apparently not a requirement
for Mr McConnell’s Westminster colleagues today.
OPEN AND INCLUSIVE
In
this Party we do things that other parties would quail at; on Wednesday this
week, John Swinney, MSP, SNP Leader, addressed members of 100 different
organisations at a meeting in the Ster Century Cinema at the Ocean Terminal
in Leith.
There were about 150 people there,
from trade unions, charities, voluntary organisations and business; John
delivered a keynote address, and then took questions from the floor.
Professor Alice Brown, prominent academic, hosted the meeting; members of
the media were invited to attend the speech and the question and answer
session, but they were not invited to question John during the main event,
as there was a press conference at 1215, when they could ask all they
wanted.
I saw a report on it on BBC, which used a
word John did not use; he did not use the word "whinge" at all, but
concentrated on the theme that we were responsible for our own situation,
and it is pointless to try blaming anyone else. The BBC, through Labour
luvvie Brian Taylor, trotted out Rev I.M. Jolly, as their way of making a
serious point facetious, a rare attempt at political humour, to keep
knocking Scotland.
In his speech John said, "I am not of the
nationalist school that blames others for the situation that we find
ourselves in today. I do not want to spend my life complaining about what
has been done to me. Nor do I want to spend my life apologising for what
cannot be done. I want to spend my life actively working to improve what is
around me.
"I am calling for an end to the dependency
culture of Scottish politics. We must stop waiting for others to make
decisions - and then merely mounting protest campaigns when these decisions
turn out to be disastrous.
"The politics of grievance will not
deliver the kind of Scotland we want."
He continued "If we want to take the kind
of ambitious and imaginative decisions I think we need to take, we must have
the normal powers of an Independent Parliament. The achievement of these
powers is fundamental to creating a new political culture in Scotland - a
political culture of taking decisions - and a political culture of taking
responsibility for ourselves.
John concluded "My message to the SNP and
to the Scottish people is clear: London does not owe us a living.
"The responsibility for delivering the
best Scotland possible is a responsibility that lies with Scots and we
should have the tools to take on the task. That is why we are Talking
Independence and that is why only Independence will deliver the best
Scotland possible."
The audience included voluntary
organisations like Oxfam, trade union groups such as the white-collar union
MSF, business groups like the Scottish Council for Development and Industry
and representatives from foreign consulates including Russia, Italy and
Poland.
TALKING INDEPENDENCE

And that takes us nicely into the continued
serialisation, for want of a better expression, of the SNP booklet "Talking
Independence"; it is particularly apposite that the subject this week is
"Inclusive Nationalism", as the media and Jean-Marie McConnell become
obsessed by the voting in France.
A new country – the SNP’s inclusive nationalism
Isn’t nationalism a bad thing?
The opponents of Independence often use the word
"nationalism" to mean ethnic strife, intolerance or isolation. Obviously,
the SNP rejects any of these as deserving any place in Scotland.
Nationalism, like many other political ideas, can indeed be misused, but not
when it is founded in democracy and a respect for human rights.
People know that what the SNP promotes is civic
nationalism. That means that we believe all who live in Scotland have a
valued part to play in our new country, regardless of their place of birth
or ethnic background. We pursue our goal by exclusively peaceful and
democratic means. That’s why so many people of different national
backgrounds, and large numbers in Scotland’s ethnic minority communities,
vote SNP
The SNP’s nationalism is about Scotland ending its
present isolation, and regaining its place in the international community as
a tolerant, outward-looking country.
Will I be a citizen of the new Scotland?
In the context of EU citizenship, the SNP has an open
and inclusive approach to citizenship. The automatic right of
citizenship will be open by right to all those living in Scotland, all those
born in Scotland, and all those with a parent born in Scotland. All others
are free to apply, and dual citizenship would be an option. The SNP believes
that Scotland is not full up – Scotland’s problem is emigration, not
immigration. We should therefore welcome the contribution of the new Scots
who choose to make this country their home.
What if I don't want to become a Scottish citizen?
Even if a resident of Scotland, as of Independence Day,
chooses not to take up Scottish citizenship, he or she will continue to
enjoy an unaffected right to residency in the country, and the constitution
proposed by the SNP would preclude any laws which sought to remove these
rights.
Next week, we move on to income, savings, and what is
dear to my heart (at my age) pensions, after Independence; with pensions, we
expect a better deal than the Westminster one, where the link with wages was
taken away by Margaret Thatcher, and not restored by the present Tory
government. (Old Age Basic Pension £75.50 per week - Poverty level £130.00
per week.)
CHRISTIAN AID BOOK SALE
The
Annual Book Sale at St Andrew’s and St George’s Church in George Street,
Edinburgh, takes place next week; times of opening are :
Saturday 11 May 10 am to 4 pm
Mon 13 May to Fri 17 May 10 am to 3.30 pm (Thur to 8 pm)
The week long sale of thousands of second-hand books (including
antiquarian), printed materials and other collectables attracts buyers from
throughout Scotland and beyond. Last year it raised the record amount of
£98,000 for the world’s poor.
The Parish Church of St Andrew & St George, 13 George Street, Edinburgh
EH2 2PA
Telephone : 0131 225 3847 Fax: 0131 225 5921
Further details are available in the May issue of the Scots Independent
newspaper.
FOOT IN THE MOUTH NOTES
In a debate in the House of Lords to have a referendum to
scrap the Scottish Parliament (Initiated by Lord Palmer, of Huntley and
Palmer Biscuits) there was a novel suggestion from another peer; she wanted
Scotland split in two, with the country north of the Forth and Clyde to be
called Caledonia and the Isles and its parliament in Perth.
The lady peer, (or should it be peeress?) is Baroness
Strange.
The
history of commercial shipbuilding on the Clyde is to be honoured on
September 20th this year, the anniversary of its finest hour; this was the
date in 1967 when the QE2 was launched.
I have a very vivid memory of the event, and in
particular of the shock throughout Scotland when this great liner, the Pride
of the Clyde, was named the "Queen Elizabeth II", after the present Queen,
who is Queen Elizabeth I in Scotland; the abbreviation to QE2 was a belated
attempt to correct this fauxpas. Seven weeks later, Winnie Ewing won the
Hamilton by-election.
Mohammed Al Fayed, owner of Harrods and of Fulham FC, has
stated he will sell his Highland estate and castle if the Scottish
Parliament’s Land Reform Bill comes into force.
What’s the downside?
Archie
Gemmill’s goal against Holland in the 1978 World Cup is one of the seven
goals listed for the Goal of the Century Award; my wife tells me that I’m as
obsessive about this as the English are about their 1966 World Cup win.
I don’t care; it was magnificent!
A report in the North Briton that tells us, breathlessly,
that Bertie Vogts, the Scottish team manager, is backing Scotland’s bid to
host Euro 2008.
Now that’s news.
Scottish councils will be allowed to invest taxpayer’s
cash in shares in a bid to pay off debts and to get higher rates of return
for our money; this is already happening in England.
Let’s hope that the lessons of the Western Isles and BCCI
have been learned, and that they put it into something safe - like Marconi -
or RailTrack.
New Labour continuing the Tory policy, kept lining the
pockets of financiers by getting rid of 650 hospital beds through
privatisation.
They are now about to replace 540 of them, by buying HCI
Clydebank - from the private financiers - clever economics that - for
private financiers.
According
to a new book just out, America was not discovered and given its name by
Amerigo Vespucci, but was called after a Welsh aristocrat Richard Amerike;
apparently John Cabot, the Bristol based explorer, found it in 1496, mapped
it in detail, and called it Amerike, after his main sponsor. According to
the book, Columbus and Vespucci used these maps.
The book is, appropriately, entitled "Amerike, The Briton
Who Gave America its Name."
The
most fashionable environmental campaign of the moment is Future Forests; it
promises to plant a tree for every £6 paid, and this tree will absorb over
its life all the carbon monoxide you produce in one month; I can’t quite
work that out, but it is to reduce carbon monoxide and global warming.
It now turns out that the tree planters only get 12p per
tree.
SYNOPSIS
A selection of items from the SNP Daily News over the past week:
NO ROOM FOR PRIVATE PROFIT IN FIRE SERVICE - ROSEANNA
CUNNINGHAM
The
Scottish Executive has published a consultation paper into the future of the
fire service in Scotland which recommends the greater use of private finance
and is being backed by justice minister Jim Wallace. Commenting on the
report Roseanna Cunningham MSP said, "The funding of our essential services
should be a matter of public need, not private greed, and I am appalled that
the Executive would even consider embarking on a programme which would see
profit being taken out of such a core service." The Shadow Justice Minister
said, "Scotland's Fire fighters do an extremely hazardous job and they do it
extremely well with immense courage and commitment. We owe them the best and
the best does not come with the cream skimmed off as profit." Ms Cunningham
added, "The truth about private finance for public projects is at long last
coming out. They do not work out cheaper for the public purse instead, money
that should go to fund front line services is diverted into the pockets of
private companies. I don't want to see that within the prison service, and I
most certainly don't want to see it happen to our fire services.
PARENTS SHOULD PAY THE PRICE FOR CHILDREN's CRIMES - NICOLA STURGEON
"Too
many people, in too many communities are living a nightmare at the hands of
mindless young criminals and it's got to stop," says Nicola Sturgeon.
Writing in the Evening Times, the SNP frontbencher argues it's time to
reclaim Glasgow for the law-abiding majority. "A more visible police
presence would make people feel safer and feeling safe in our own
communities is something we should all be able to take for granted," she
said. Ms Sturgeon also argues that parents should take more responsibility
for their children. "If a child is running wild, surely we should be able
hold their parents to account. And if that child steals your car radio or
smashes your window, why should you, the victim, have to foot the bill? It
should be open to the courts to impose compensation orders on parents, to
make them pay for, or in some other way, make good the damage done by their
children." She concludes: "It's time to toughen up our approach. Tackling
crime and giving people back a sense of security has got to be a priority
for all of us who represent this city."
SNP MP MARCHES AGAINST LE PEN IN PARIS
Shadow
foreign affairs spokesperson Angus Robertson will travel to Paris on
Wednesday to take part in the May Day pro-democracy, anti-Le Pen rally. The
Moray MP said: "I am proud to be taking part in the rally in Paris, and will
ensure the Saltire is hoisted high for democracy, and against the fascism of
Le Pen. The challenge for democrats across Europe - who reject the racism,
intolerance and isolationism that Le Pen stands for - is to inspire and
engage the public in the democratic process, so that we can consign Le Pen
and his ilk to the margins of European politics where they belong."
MSP CALLS FOR LIMITS ON LAP DANCING
An
MSP is calling for councils to be given powers to stop more lap dance clubs
opening in their areas. The move by the SNP's Sandra White comes as it was
claimed proposed new venues meant Edinburgh could soon have one lap dancer
for every 250 people. Ms White said the clubs were demeaning and treated
women as sex objects, and has now tabled a motion in the Scottish Parliament
urging greater controls. "I went along to a club with an open mind and I was
absolutely disgusted," she said. "The girls may tell you that they make good
money, but they don't tell you that they give a percentage of it to the
club"
NUMBER OF PRISONERS SOARS TO RECORD HIGH
Scotland's
prison population has soared to 6,515 - its highest level ever - Scotland on
Sunday can reveal. Cornton Vale, Scotland's only all-women jail, has seen
the fastest growth in population. On Friday, April 19, the last day for
which records are available, 233 women were locked up. The average daily
figure in 1997 when Labour won power at the General Election was just 184.
SNP justice spokesman Michael Matheson said: "Jim Wallace, like Henry
McLeish before him, said reducing the prison population would be a key
target. They have failed spectacularly. We already lock up more people per
head of population than almost any other European country, and ministers can
't halt that decline. That's a sign of failed government."
FLIGHT CHARGES HOLDING BACK AIRPORT EXPANSION
Hundreds
of thousands more Scots holidaymakers are choosing to fly from English
airports, driven away by high flight supplements, new figures have revealed.
And today the supplements imposed by airlines on flights out of Scotland
were blamed for the exodus south. Glasgow MSP Kenneth Gibson said that
without the supplements most of the passengers would have flown from Glasgow
Airport, creating jobs and allowing it to grow as an international hub. He
also claimed the increased passengers would have added to the pressure on
the Executive to build a rail link to the airport. The new figures come as
pressure mounts on the Executive to fund a rail link to Glasgow Airport
ahead of similar plans to improve Edinburgh Airport. Mr Gibson urged the
Executive to take up the issue of flight supplements with the Office of Fair
Trading. "These supplements are outrageous and we are being discriminated
against," Mr Gibson said. "The Executive must shake off its complacency and
get the Office of Fair Trading to do something about it."
FISH VOTE WIN FOR SCOTS PARLIAMENT
SNP
Euro MP Ian Hudghton hailed an important vote today in Brussels which will
give recognition to the Scottish Parliament and ensure that MSPs are kept
informed of important European decisions. Although the move was voted down
at last month's fisheries committee - when the Scottish Labour group voted
against it - the SNP reintroduced it at today's full session of the
Parliament and won a resounding victory. Speaking in Brussels, Mr Hudghton
said: "The SNP amendment ensures that MSPs will be informed directly of
today's important decision and sets an important precedent for future
decisions of the Euro Parliament."
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SCOTTISH
FOOD, TRADITIONS AND CUSTOMS
(if you have any suggestions on what you'd like us to include
email peter@scotsindependent.org)

Scottish parents are by far the most enthusiastic about cooking with their
children a new survey has revealed. The telephone survey was carried out
in Scotland, Wales and England on behalf of Kingsmill Whole White ( the
only white bread available baked with one third wholemeal flour ) to
coincide with the launch of a new cookery book "Creative Cooking With
Kids", written by leading children's cookery writer Annabel Karmel and
produced by Kingsmill.For your free copy of "Creative Cooking for
Children" please write to :- PO Box 3007, 69 Monmouth Street, London WC2H
9JW England.
The cookery book features 18 fun packed pages filled with exciting recipe
suggestions for 'Summer Fun', 'Winter Warmers', 'Lunchbox Delights' and
'Festive Favourites' - which are promised to provide hours of amusement
throughout the year for bairns and parents to enjoy!
The independent research was carried out by Prescient during March 2002
and parents of 4-10 year old bairns were questioned. In answer to the
question - "What would you say are the benefits to the child of cooking
with a parent? - the Scottish top 5 responses were :-
Encourage them to cook in later life 90%
Spend time with their family 23%
Teaches them to follow instructions 37%
It's fun 13%
Gives them confidence/independence 13%
Unfortunately traditional Scottish fare doesn't seem to rank high in the
list of Scottish bairns favourites as the research reveals that their top
5 favourite foods are :-
Pasta 20%
Pizza 15%
Meat Dish 13%
Chicken Nuggets 12%
Spagetti Bolognese 8%
Hopefully 'Meat Dishes' includes the traditional Scottish favourite of
steak pie - or indeed mince and tatties!
It is encouraging however that Scottish parents not only topped the poll
but seem determined to turn away from convenience foods that can be cooked
in the microwave - only 6% said that they preferred that alternative to
traditional methods. This weeks recipe - Sunshine Toast - is one that
children will enjoy making with their parents and is recommended by the
Wallace sisters, 7 year old Kenzie and 5 year old Caitlin, who taught it
to their granda - the SI's own Peter Wright!
Sunshine Toast
You will need: 1 slice of bread; margarine; 1 medium or small egg; large
cutter; baking tray
Heat the oven to gas mark 6, 200 deg c, 400 deg F
Step 1 Dip a piece of kitchen paper into some margarine and rub it all
over a baking tray.
Step 2 Spread margarine on one side of the bread. Press the cutter hard
in the middle of the bread.
Step 3 Lift out the shape you have cut. Lay the bread on the tray, with
the margarine up.
Step 4 Break the egg onto a saucer. Carefully slide the egg into the hole
you have cut.
Step 5 Bake for seven minutes on the top shelf of an oven, or for a
little longer if you don't like a runny yolk.
Step 6 Lift the pieces of bread carefully off the tray. Eat it while it
is warm.
And be like Kenzie and Caitlin always wash up afterwards!
See our
Scottish Food, Traditions and Customs in our Features section
DATES IN
HISTORY
4 May 1654
Proclamation at the Mercat Cross, Edinburgh of the Protectorate and
Union with England by General Monck.
5 May 1975
The Scottish Daily News, the first workers' cooperative national
newspaper, was published.
7 May 1915
The Clydebank built liner the Lusitania torpedoed by a German submarine
off the south of Ireland on her way from New York to Liverpool, England.
Nearly 1200 of the 1959 passengers on board died. The four funnelled
Lusitania, launched from John Brown's yard in 1906, was the world's
largest, fastest and most luxurious liner. Her sinking led to the United
States of America entering the First World War.
See Dates in History in our
Features Section
SING
A SANG AT LEAST
(compiled by Peter D Wright)
"That I for poor auld
Scotland's sake
Some useful plan or book could make
Or sing a sang at least ........"
- Robert Burns
McGINTY'S MEAL AND ALE
George Bruce Thomson

This is nae a sang o' love na', nor yet a sang o' money,
Faith it's naethin' verra peetifu', it's naethin' verra
funny;
But there's Hielan' Scotch, Lowland Scotch, Butter Scotch
an' honey.
If there's nane o' them for a' there's a mixture o' the
three.
An' there's nae a word o' beef, brose, sowens, sauty
bannocks na',
Nor pancakes, paes eggs for them wi' dainty stammicks;
But it's a' aboot a meal and ale that happened at
Balmannocks,
McGinty's meal and ale, whaur the pig gaed on the spree.
Chorus :
They were howlin' in the kitchen like a caravan o Tinkies,
aye,
And some were playing ping-pong and tiddely widdely
winkies;
For up the howe an' doon the howe ye niver saw such
jinkies,
As McGinty's meal and ale, whaur the pig gaed on the
spree.
Noo McGinty's pig had broken lowse, an' wannert tae the
lobby,
Whaur he opened shived the pantry door, an' cam' upon
the toddy;
And he took kindly tae the stuff like ony human boddy,
At M'Ginty's meal and ale whaur the pig gaed on the spree
Miss McGinty she ran but the hoose, th' wey was dark an'
crookit,
She gaed heelster gowdie ower the pig, for it she never
lookit;
And she lat oot a skirl wad hae paralysed a teuchit,
At McGinty's meal and ale whaur the pig gaed on the spree.
Johnnie Murphy he ran efter her, and ower the pig was
leapin'
Whan he trampit on a ashet that was sittin' fu o' dreepin'
An' he fell doon and peel't his croon, an' quidna haud
frae greetin'
At McGinty's meal and ale whaur the pig gaed on the spree.
And the pantry shelf cam' ricklin' doon and he was lyin'
kirnin'
Amang saft soap, pease meal, corn floor and yirnin'
Like a golloch amang trickle but McGinty's wife was girnin'
At the soss upon her pantry fleer and wadna' lat him be.
Syne they a' ran skirlin' tae the door but fan that it was
tuggit,
For aye it held the feester, aye the mair they ruggit;
Till McGinty roared tae bring an axe, he wadna be
humbuggit,
Na' nor lockit in his ain hoose, and that he'd let them
see.
Sae the wife cam' trailin' wi' an axe, an' through the bar
was hacket,
And open flew the door at aince, sae ticht as they were
packet,
And a' the crew cam' rummlin' oot like tatties frae a
backet,
At McGinty's meal and ale whaur the pig gaed on the spree.
They had spurtles, they had tattie chappers, faith they
werena jokin'
And they swore they'd gar the pig claw whaur he was never
yokin'
But by this time the lad was fou' and didna' care a dockin'
At McGinty's meal and ale whaur the pig went on the spree.
Oh! There's eelie pigs an' jeelie pigs, an' pigs for
haudin' butter,
Aye but this pig was greetin' fou' and rowin' in the
gutter,
Till McGinty and his foreman trailed him oot upon a
shutter,
Frae McGinty's meal and ale whaur the pig gaed on the
spree.
Miss McGinty took the thing tae heart an' bidit in her
closet,
An' they rubbit Johnnie Murphy's heid wi' turpentine an'
rosit;
Syne they harl't him wi' meal and ale, ye really wad
suposit
He had sleepit in a mason's trough and risen tae the
spree.
Oh! weary on the barley bree, an' weary fa' the weather,
For it's keetcherin' 'mang dubs an drink, they gang na'
weel thegither;
But there's little doot McGinty's pig is wishin' for
anither
O' McGinty's meal and ale whaur the pig gaed on the spree.
Footnote : One of my favourite cornkisters, I first heard this humourous
song, as a 'wee bittie bairnikie', sung by the 'King o the Cornkisters'
Willie Kemp on my grand-parent's, on my mother's side, wind-up
gramophone. Willie Kemp and the Aberdeen-born comedian Harry Gordon, the
'Laird o Inversnecky' , were among my Granda's favourites and he had a
great collection of thier records. Unfortunately my graunnie threw them
out when they purchased a 'modern' record-player! George Bruce Thomson,
the writer of this highly entertaining song, was known to relations on my
father's side.
See the
SING A SANG AT LEAST in our
features section
A KIST O
FERLIES
A Keek at the Guid Scots
TungA Keek at the Guid Scots Tung

By Peter & Marilyn Wright
(Note: All words underlined in
this section are RealAudio links)
sodger: soldier
swalla/swallie:
swallow, the bird
trews: close
fitting tartan trousers
wyte: blame; impute
blame or guilt to ( a person or thing ); accuse a ( person ) of
responsibility for something
yatter: chatter
yirk: jerk
Aweel, take notice, Jenny,
of that dour, stour-looking carle that sits by the cheek of the ingle,
and turns his back on a' men. He looks like ane of the hill-folk, for
I saw him start a wee when he saw the red-coats, and I jalouse he wad
hae liked to hae ridden by, but his horse ( it's a guid gelding ) was
ower sair travailed; he behoved to stop whether he wad or no. Serve
him cannily, Jenny, and with little din, and dinna bring the sodgers
on him by speering ony questions at him; but let na him hae a room to
himsell, they wad say we were hiding him .........
frae 'Old
Mortality' - Sir Walter Scott : Neil Blane, the landlord of a
howff near Drumclog gives advice to his daughter on how to handle the
Covenanters and Royalist soldiers in the pub.
Complete Poem
Nessie
by J K Annand
See Scots Language in
our Features Section
for other poems, stories, songs, sayings and words in the Scots language
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